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  1. Just checked me mailbox still no sign of an invite to Warnie's 40th party
  2. The next bloke to DM me to join their dumbass mafia spam thing will be getting a 'visit' from Mick 'n Stevo
  3. The missus found a coupla porn mags under the young fella's bed. She gave 'em to me throw in the bin. I went 'n hid them in the shed. ;-)
  4. What's worse than washin' windows? Having to put up with the wife nagging you coz you did a shit job.
  5. Bloody nosey neighbour's watchin' me wash the windows. I reckon the prick'll probably dob me in for wasting water.
  6. The missus has got me washing the bloody windows.
  7. Been up the bush this week so no tweets from me. Now I'm back and I've got one word for ya.....CROWS!
  8. Might go down the pub this arvo and size up the opposition on the big screen. Finals here we come! #Crows
  9. Loving the papers this morning. Crows, Crows, Crows. Look out finals, here we come.
  10. @bbobrien Just a bloke with a hard earned thirst for a big cold beer. And I think you know what kinda beer I mean.
  11. I know he plays for Sydney, but I'm gonna miss watching Mickey O'loughlin go round.
  12. Who was it that invented the twist top? I've no bloody idea but I'd like to make a toast to them.
  13. The bloody rain keeps putting out the barbie. Might have to eat raw chops for lunch.
  14. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but isn't tweeting about getting bloody Snow Leopard just a little bit gay?
  15. @PaulOArt Alcohol content is a problem no doubt. But when you're on a Centrelink budget cheaper beer is more important.
  16. Been reading a few Aussie marketing blogs this morning. To say they're boring really doesn't do them justice. ;-)
  17. @bbobrien Delete me as a follower and you'll be doomed to work at JW bloody T for the rest of your life. ;-)
  18. Jeeeezus the weather's bloody shithouse today. :-(
  19. We may have lost The Ashes but at least Brad Haddin has finally managed to catch something. Pity it was only the plane home.
  20. The missus is making me watch The Librarians on ABC. Don't tell her I said this, but it's actually quite funny.