TheBogan
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Just checked me mailbox still no sign of an invite to Warnie's 40th party
4:00 PM Sep 9th
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The next bloke to DM me to join their dumbass mafia spam thing will be getting a 'visit' from Mick 'n Stevo
3:54 PM Sep 9th
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The missus found a coupla porn mags under the young fella's bed. She gave 'em to me throw in the bin. I went 'n hid them in the shed. ;-)
5:30 PM Sep 5th
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What's worse than washin' windows? Having to put up with the wife nagging you coz you did a shit job.
7:04 PM Sep 4th
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Bloody nosey neighbour's watchin' me wash the windows. I reckon the prick'll probably dob me in for wasting water.
6:23 PM Sep 4th
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The missus has got me washing the bloody windows.
6:06 PM Sep 4th
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Been up the bush this week so no tweets from me. Now I'm back and I've got one word for ya.....CROWS!
4:45 PM Sep 4th
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Might go down the pub this arvo and size up the opposition on the big screen. Finals here we come!
6:51 PM Aug 29th
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Loving the papers this morning. Crows, Crows, Crows. Look out finals, here we come.
6:01 PM Aug 29th
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@ Just a bloke with a hard earned thirst for a big cold beer. And I think you know what kinda beer I mean.
5:59 PM Aug 29th
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I know he plays for Sydney, but I'm gonna miss watching Mickey O'loughlin go round.
6:01 AM Aug 29th
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Who was it that invented the twist top? I've no bloody idea but I'd like to make a toast to them.
11:35 PM Aug 28th
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The bloody rain keeps putting out the barbie. Might have to eat raw chops for lunch.
7:16 PM Aug 28th
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Not that there's anything wrong with it, but isn't tweeting about getting bloody Snow Leopard just a little bit gay?
5:26 PM Aug 28th
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@ Alcohol content is a problem no doubt. But when you're on a Centrelink budget cheaper beer is more important.
5:09 PM Aug 28th
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Been reading a few Aussie marketing blogs this morning. To say they're boring really doesn't do them justice. ;-)
5:08 PM Aug 28th
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@ Delete me as a follower and you'll be doomed to work at JW bloody T for the rest of your life. ;-)
4:59 PM Aug 28th
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Jeeeezus the weather's bloody shithouse today. :-(
4:56 PM Aug 28th
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We may have lost The Ashes but at least Brad Haddin has finally managed to catch something. Pity it was only the plane home.
6:30 AM Aug 26th
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The missus is making me watch The Librarians on ABC. Don't tell her I said this, but it's actually quite funny.
4:13 AM Aug 26th
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