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  1. Oh hell. I just accidentally spelled "Parlament" correctly. I blame the terrorists.
  2. @neilhimself I think I have Government all sewn up. But if I win I'll make you Duke of Parliament. Or of Funkadelic. Whichever you prefer.
  3. Victor doesn't understand political lingo, I think.
  4. I just yelled "Oh my God, I'm taking it from behind!" Victor just looked at me like I shit on the floor.
  5. http://thebloggess.com/?p=5274 UPDATED. Someone find me a Polar Bear.
  6. http://thebloggess.com/?p=5274 I'm running for office. Apparently.
  7. http://askthebloggess.pnn.com/articles/show/55603--is-my-penis-haunted-no-probably-not I don't make these questions up, y'all.
  8. http://askthebloggess.pnn.com/13150-the-front-page "Is my penis haunted?" Little bit speechless here.
  9. http://blogs.chron.com/goodmombadmom/2010/01/her_first_lost_tooth.html Hailey lost her first tooth. Kind of happy & sad at the same time.
  10. http://thebloggess.com/?p=5236 Twitter will make you afraid of leprechauns.
  11. It's too hot to be under a blanket but without one I have this phobia that I'll float up to the ceiling once I go to sleep. Just me?
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFybwg4wadI Kind of awesome.
  13. @ellinem I know. There are too many Jennifer Lawsons in the world. Me: http://www.facebook.com/thebloggess
  14. http://blogs.chron.com/goodmombadmom/2010/01/darby_goes_bad.html I can't tell how I feel about this.
  15. http://www.flickr.com/photos/thebloggess/4243592410/ Is it weird that I want a Victorian casket to sleep in?
  16. http://thebloggess.com/?p=5215 Weekly wrap-up. The I'm-weak-and-so-is-this-post edition.
  17. I'm going to go avoid all the windows now. Merry New Year.
  18. It is nice to know which neighbors have large ammo supplies though. Could be be helpful during the zombie apocalypse.
  19. The neighbors seem to have run out of fireworks. Now they're just firing guns in the air. Honestly, that's just wasteful.
  20. Awesome. My neighbors prefer to celebrate the New Year by waking up my dog. Apparently.