TheBloggess
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To celebrate James Garfield's triumphant homecoming I'm sipping on gin & juice. Laid back...
about 8 hours ago
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OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. James Garfield is HOME.
about 10 hours ago
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Fuck. This is exactly why I don't work in advertising.
about 16 hours ago
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Just to clarify: I'm not saying their pie will kill you. It's not poisonous. Probably. Mine wasn't.
about 16 hours ago
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Dear Everyone-who's-never-heard-of-House-of-Pies: go there immediately. Order a strawberry pie. Die happy.
about 16 hours ago
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Dear everyone-who-never-told-me-about-House-of-Pies: What the hell is your problem?
about 17 hours ago
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I can't even tell if Jack Black is sober or not.
about 22 hours ago
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One of those days.
5:40 PM Nov 28th
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I need more questions, y'all. Let me fix you.
8:44 AM Nov 28th
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"I don't have to put up with this." ~ direct quote from everyone in this car at some point today.
11:24 AM Nov 27th
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Hell. It's Nosferatu. Not Nasferatu. I blame spellcheck. Which doesn't actually recognize *either* word.
11:20 AM Nov 27th
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Is the plural of Nasferatu "Nasferatus" or "Nasferati"?
9:06 AM Nov 27th
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A Thanksgiving poem for you:
8:28 AM Nov 26th
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"Stab. Stab. Stab. Run away.". These are my primary thoughts on this thanksgiving eve.
6:51 PM Nov 25th
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Relatively safe for work.
8:36 AM Nov 24th
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Don't laugh. You'll go to hell.
7:54 AM Nov 24th
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You know who I wish would follow me on twitter? Dorothy Parker. Also, I wish she was on twitter. And that she wasn't dead.
6:48 AM Nov 24th
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Please keep her in your thoughts.
5:17 PM Nov 23rd
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My daughter is freaking me out.
12:56 PM Nov 23rd
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Most of this advice will get you arrested but that doesn't make it any less valid.
11:18 AM Nov 23rd
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