TheBloggess
- Inappropriate.about 18 hours ago from web
- Random guy at fireworks stand: SPARKLERS! My husband: You're an asshole sir.about 18 hours ago from web
- You know what you shouldn't do? Go browsing for fireworks while holding a lit roman candle.about 18 hours ago from web
- My iPhone just tried to correct "pissy" with "pussy". I don't know if that's learned behavior but I appreciate the effort.about 18 hours ago from web
- These fireworks people get pissy on the eve of 4th of July. This is your time to shine, fireworks people.about 18 hours ago from web
- Seriously. "get the he'll out of here!"~ fireworks ladyabout 18 hours ago from web
- Just got kicked out of a fireworks stand. How does that even happen?about 18 hours ago from web
- Just realized I'm eating the popcorn other people are pulling of the snowdrifts on the floor. This place is a petri dish for swine flu.6:04 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Just bought a dozen bags of popcorn for revenge. Half are gone. I fear permant cornea damage.6:00 PM Jul 3rd from web
- I'm at summer mummers getting popcorn hurled at me by angry strangers. Also, drunk.5:54 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @sn0tty no judgements. I'd unfollow me too.2:23 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to sn0tty
- Then she goes back to work1:39 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Me: there's a vulture sitting right over there. Lady working at airport: what?! Where?! Oh. No, that's a *buzzard*, ma'am.1:38 PM Jul 3rd from web
- There's a live vulture sitting outside of baggage claim. No one seems disturbed by this.1:25 PM Jul 3rd from web
- No one here knows either. Baffling.1:20 PM Jul 3rd from web
- At the midland international airport and all I can think is "why does midland have an international airport?"1:20 PM Jul 3rd from web
- http://thebloggess.com/?p=3093 Updated grainy whorehouse photo bc I got yelled at.7:31 PM Jul 2nd from web
- http://thebloggess.com/?p=3093 Childhood memories of the whorehouse.10:40 AM Jul 2nd from web
- It's called Wall Texas. Trust me, you've never heard of it. Also, I fucking got pulled over again. Used my cleavage. Got a warning.9:40 PM Jun 30th from web
- He wasn't driving though. Because *that* would be wreckless. Rip marty. You were kind of an idiot. But nice.9:34 PM Jun 30th from web
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