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  1. http://thebloggess.com/?p=4892 To celebrate James Garfield's triumphant homecoming I'm sipping on gin & juice. Laid back...
  2. http://thebloggess.com/?p=4892 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. James Garfield is HOME.
  3. Fuck. This is exactly why I don't work in advertising.
  4. Just to clarify: I'm not saying their pie will kill you. It's not poisonous. Probably. Mine wasn't.
  5. Dear Everyone-who's-never-heard-of-House-of-Pies: go there immediately. Order a strawberry pie. Die happy.
  6. Dear everyone-who-never-told-me-about-House-of-Pies: What the hell is your problem?
  7. http://blogs.chron.com/good... I can't even tell if Jack Black is sober or not.
  8. http://www.flickr.com/photo... One of those days.
  9. http://askthebloggess.pnn.c... I need more questions, y'all. Let me fix you.
  10. "I don't have to put up with this." ~ direct quote from everyone in this car at some point today.
  11. Hell. It's Nosferatu. Not Nasferatu. I blame spellcheck. Which doesn't actually recognize *either* word.
  12. http://askthebloggess.pnn.c... Is the plural of Nasferatu "Nasferatus" or "Nasferati"?
  13. A Thanksgiving poem for you: http://thebloggess.com/?p=4878
  14. "Stab. Stab. Stab. Run away.". These are my primary thoughts on this thanksgiving eve.
  15. http://www.edenfantasys.com... Relatively safe for work. #twilightgivesmeaheadache
  16. http://www.buzzfeed.com/loo... Don't laugh. You'll go to hell.
  17. You know who I wish would follow me on twitter? Dorothy Parker. Also, I wish she was on twitter. And that she wasn't dead.
  18. http://www.hope4peyton.org/... Please keep her in your thoughts. #prayersforanissa
  19. http://blogs.chron.com/good... My daughter is freaking me out.
  20. http://askthebloggess.pnn.c... Most of this advice will get you arrested but that doesn't make it any less valid.