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TheBlessMess

  1. Guys, I totally love @OhNoSheTwitnt follow the fuck out of her. K? Bye. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to OhNoSheTwitnt
  2. "Don't stop believing" will eventually get you committed for being delusional. about 6 hours ago via web
  3. @EZSherlock Thanks doll. XO about 6 hours ago via web in reply to EZSherlock
  4. If I squirt out 6 hardboiled eggs in front of my boss, I wonder if she'd let me go home early. about 7 hours ago via web
  5. President Obama just called and asked if I fuck on the first date. about 18 hours ago via web
  6. I quietly mutter to myself "What's more fun than a barrel of monkeys?" as I pour a triple shot of whiskey. about 23 hours ago via web
  7. Sometimes I think "What's the fucking point?" JK. I think that all the time. about 23 hours ago via web
  8. I've reached the point in my life where I want to kick everyone I meet in the face, right after we exchange "hello." 10:59 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  9. When will people learn? Verbal compliments and high fives mean nothing. Try leg humping and power thrusts if you want to get noticed. 10:39 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  10. A great ice breaker with co-workers, microwave a Slim Jim, glue it to your belly button and tell everyone you have an umblical cord. 9:30 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
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  12. @jackrackam wow, he looks great for a dead guy. 12:26 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to jackrackam
  13. Those 7-Eleven cashiers act all professional until you stick your head under the nacho cheese pump and scream "Hit me again!" 8:54 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  • Name Mongrel Heart
  • Location Lemmy Kilmister's mole
  • Web http://www.finger...
  • Bio Rock 'n' Roll Queen. CEO of my vagina. Instigator. John Candy's love child. One half of Fingerbang Radio with Adie and Shaan.
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