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TheBinarySon

  1. @jvalenti57 Hahahaha that's awesome! One of these trips between DC and Boston (going back for a third week next week) I need to stop by NJ.
  2. @jvalenti57 Follow it up with chili, Rattlesnake pasta, & their peanut butter cup dessert. And a DIET coke. Because I'm watching my figure.
  3. @jvalenti57 I'm at Uno's myself. Starting off with Pizza Skins. Good stuff.
  4. @malukah It's on my ipod and I listen to it when I work out in the mornings. Trust me, your spouse is getting attention.
  5. @I_am_platypus You can't go cry over there. Plastics don't leak liquids. It's impossible. #Justsitthere
  6. @I_am_platypus It's a compliment-Klout thinks you're at least SEMI-organic, moldable, & you'll last a while. Also, this youtube.com/watch?v=PSxihh…
  7. @GeoffRvB My "parents" would have yelled at me and told me to get down. I respect you and Griffon a lot for letting her be a fucking kid.
  8. @I_am_platypus Oh. My. God. It's picnic time? #sohappy
  9. @I_am_platypus @virusq @jessicamerizan @drakmarth How can anyone not know fraggle rock. He at least knows Eureka's Castle...right?!
  10. @RubberNinja I'm very sorry to hear that bro. Take care of yourself though so that you can effectively help your friend.
  11. @malukah Stop it right there, Malukah. We all know Thor is incapable of doing anything wrong. I'm sure the slipper instigated the fight.
  12. @Jenna_Marbles Now that you're a cripple, we NEED to do another livestream!!!! I miss hearing you call 500 people "Angel Face."
  13. @Drakmarth The problem with pithy is that it's also used to describe an apple that's kinda dry & not good-tasting. Or is that another word?
  14. @Drakmarth JUST because I OCCASIONALLY forget to pack trousers does NOT a PROSTITUTE make!
  15. @Drakmarth I'll give you this one because my handwriting sucks. I make chicken scratch look like 15th century Franciscan calligraphy.
  16. @Drakmarth Ok this one is hard to respond to because I cannot, at this moment in time, remember what "pithy" means.