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  1. The Tiger voice mails/texts prove that no matter how rich, successful, or handsome you are, you sound like an ass when you try to talk sexy.
  2. @dbctfx: DelDOT has their traffic webcam shut down for the NB I-495 accident--is it to keep people from virtually rubbernecking at injuries?
  3. Apparently today is World AIDS Day. I don't get it--giving everyone in the world AIDS doesn't sound like such a good cause to me.
  4. RT @del_editor: RT @JohnCollins Delaware Day is Monday. How will everyone be celebrating? - I'm gonna get snookered on @dogfishbeer.
  5. RT @OpieRadio RT @colinkane: If you don't find this funny, I don't want to be friends with you. http://bit.ly/3hDmdj
  6. I love having my own office. I'm pulling a Bert Cooper right now and walking around in my socks.
  7. It's a good thing I don't have to fly anywhere today. Given my patience level, I'd be locked up and on the no-fly list. http://is.gd/4YPYI
  8. @del_editor Are you guys aware that the RSS feeds on your site are hosed? Time to give your geek squad an IV of coffee....
  9. RT @202Friends: RT Fez's Silence of the Lamb Dance 4 a chance 2 win signed copy of Clarence Clemmons Book from Ron&Fez. http://bit.ly/1zgnvQ
  10. @SBHylander *shudder* Just thinking about those babies and their poorly animated mouths gives me the heebie-jeebies.
  11. I've had this damn song stuck in my head ever since I watched the movie "Adventureland" the other night. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gaj17
  12. @dasnowfreak It's actually mick-kraut, not guido, and Delaware rather than Jersey.
  13. Clinton is the last guy who should be making "teabaggers" jokes, given his publicly known sexual proclivities. http://is.gd/4SCHC
  14. @Total_Wine Any plans to stock this brew? RT @draftmag: Semper Ri to help marine regiment in Afghanistan http://bit.ly/27zocX
  15. Yup, this is my town -- RT @del_editor: Gun fired in attempted motel holdup (Claymont). http://bit.ly/4filUu
  16. It's a good thing MLB commish is an appointed office and not elected. Selig's public speaking skills are on par with Boston Mayor Menino's.
  17. CONGRATULATIONS, YANKEES! 27!!!!!
  18. @VictoryBeer I'll take my payment in Hop Devils!
  19. @dogfishbeer I want your job!
  20. Damon taking third on Feliz reminded me of the Road Runner escaping Wile E. Coyote. Did I hear Damon say "Meep meep" as he went by?