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  1. Just imagine the Toki montage we'll get if and when Dr. Rockzo finally OD's.
  2. What's better than an Orpheus episode? An Orpheus family episode.
  3. Bad idea: rolling a cigarette on the same counter I made tacos on. Mm... peppery.
  4. EDIT: but only if we work in different fields.
  5. Lessons from Dollhouse: I can only be happy with another sociopath.
  6. @nessalh @snowth @newageamazon Internet law states that all women are secretly dudes. Therefore, you're all me, and this just got weird.
  7. It's Saturday. So... date night? Beer night? Movie night? Fuck no. It's Taco Night.
  8. "Can't change me. I'm a gypsy. I'm a sea cow. Yeah, I know the motorboats are gonna hit me, but this is where I fucking swim!"
  9. Lots of things in the world are cold and sad. Empty pizza boxes in my refrigerator are way up at the top of that list.
  10. @snowth And sometimes it offers up 2002's hottest ideas. That page should be wearing a pullover hoodie with a scratchy logo on the front.
  11. @snowth I followed that link. I could find six reasons not to trust that page before I even read the text.
  12. Decided to make hot chocolate. Briefly worried it would turn out too chocolatey. Realized what a stupid concern this was.
  13. @jayv Say, I guess that IS how you'd spell it!
  14. It's a little controversial, and it won't make me popular, but by golly, I am fond of that Surprised Kitty video.
  15. @nessalh You know, even I think I might have crossed a line here.
  16. @nessalh Like, how it seems like just yesterday the Illuminati created it to wipe out the Freemasons. But that virus had bigger dreams!
  17. @nessalh Nah. A song.
  18. @Bulletproofheeb @baronetess @nessalh Happy birthday, AIDS!
  19. Well, I did it. I made it to 4:30. I heard the Icelandic Ultra Blue song. Thanks, coffee.
  20. The Order of the Triad battles Cthulhu, and they're making us wait an extra week to see it? I am displeased.