TheAuthorGuy
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I just had a shot a Nyquil and now I really want to go operate heavy machinery. Is that weird?
7:16 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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If we could only get cancer to interview Sarah Palin maybe it would quit and go home too.
8:08 AM Nov 20th
from Tweetie
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Oprah's quitting. Palin's been a big influence on her.
8:05 AM Nov 20th
from Tweetie
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Mixed Blessing: First Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season for me-in Dallas airport.One Black Friday trampling riot and holidays are on!
6:52 AM Nov 19th
from web
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Subtext:I command the mightiest military force to ever exist on the planet. That fact proceeds me.Bowing to a old guy doesn't dilute it.
5:19 PM Nov 17th
from Ping.fm
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Sign edition of Lamb for Xmas?
8:24 PM Nov 16th
from web
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Some guy just took me to task for being sophomoric and juvenile. Like I have time for both at once.
2:09 AM Nov 15th
from web
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Watching the G.I. Joe Movie. Here's the plot: Shiny stuff is blowed up. L'awesome. My surround sound system is melting...
9:24 PM Nov 12th
from web
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Christmas Zombies guest blog!
10:41 AM Nov 12th
from Ping.fm
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Bite Me: The Cover
9:00 PM Nov 5th
from Yfrog
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Yes, Bite Me is finished. Why only two chapters? Because you CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!
12:46 PM Nov 4th
from Ping.fm
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Bite Me! The first two chapters of the new book, available right now, right here:...
12:22 PM Nov 4th
from Facebook
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BITE ME! The first two chapters of my new book, absolutely free:
12:21 PM Nov 4th
from Ping.fm
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Not sure about this being high in the dentist chair. After my cleaning went to 7-11 and bought 8 bags of Cheetos.
2:20 PM Oct 29th
from Tweetie
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Just had nitrous oxide for the first time while I was having my teeth cleaned. Whoa. Kinda mad about previous 500 cleanind without it.
2:01 PM Oct 29th
from Tweetie
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Shakespeare and The Author Guy in New Jersey:
11:49 AM Oct 23rd
from Ping.fm
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New B&N e-reader is called the Nook.I will officially be making my living by selling Nooky. Tks loads 4 smackin dat metaphor's ass, B&N.
10:29 PM Oct 20th
from Ping.fm
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I didn't have a choice when I was six. It was just the box. No cool spacecraft balloon. My parents suck.
3:33 PM Oct 15th
from Ping.fm
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@ But if it had been one of your kids there would have been pledge breaks between the balloon footage. :)
3:32 PM Oct 15th
from web
in reply to petersagal
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Just got an offer 4 degree in Hospitality Management. I almost always manage my hospitality. WHAT ABOUT MY ANGER, FUCKTARDS! Sorry.See?
9:26 AM Oct 12th
from Ping.fm
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