TheAriGold
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@ True, I'm that good I could convince Taylor Swift to give Kanye West a hand job.
8:49 AM Sep 28th
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in reply to neeyoo
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If God needed an agent, he'd call me first, I truly am Number Fucking One in this town!
8:40 AM Sep 28th
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@ Bother me again and I'll remove your battery and shit on it.
9:18 AM Sep 14th
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in reply to swear_bot
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@ What you smoking? I'd put my boot so far in to her, I'd tickle her fucking tonsils with my toe. She ain't in the same league as me.
9:07 AM Sep 14th
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in reply to bobfine
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@ See what you're saying, I am surrounded by spineless fuck buckets at the moment, still got it when I need it though, ask Adam Davies.
9:01 AM Sep 14th
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in reply to _CEO_
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Oh fuck!
8:53 AM Sep 14th
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Drama is having a breakdown, he's just found out Lady Ga Ga has got a bigger cock than him.
8:29 AM Sep 2nd
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I've got all the stress of an affair, without the pleasure of getting my dick sucked, but at least Mrs Ari will be putting out tonight.
8:19 AM Aug 17th
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A day on the golf course with Jeffrey Tambor is like dipping your balls in a vat of acid.
8:54 AM Aug 10th
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@ Who the fucks fictional? I'll prove I'm real if you want, just don't tell Mrs Ari.
7:16 PM Jul 31st
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in reply to emilylauer
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@ You keep telling yourself that c**k sucker,we both know you'd give your left nut to be me for a day.
8:36 AM Jul 30th
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in reply to iamkhayyam
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@ Are you Babs in disguise? One twisted rusty cunt bucket in my life is more than enough thanks, but hey, you got an update.
8:38 AM Jul 23rd
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in reply to Pamela_Lund
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Like you wouldn't f**k her! Anyway, it's always good to have a little dirt on people, you never know when it might be useful.
8:57 AM Jul 20th
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New assistant needed, preferably not the size of a f**king house.
7:58 AM Jul 13th
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@ F**k that, I'm man enough for anything, and the only thing Lloyd's good for is target practice.
10:10 AM Jul 7th
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in reply to scottysstories
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@ How the f**k should I know? If he's not A List, then I'm not f**king interested.
9:10 AM Jul 3rd
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in reply to kavinl
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@ Still thinking over man, do you really think you're up to the task?
9:59 AM Jul 2nd
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in reply to CarlBarry
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Contrary to rumours Ari Gold is f**king alive and well.
8:27 AM Jul 2nd
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Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett in the same day, there's a suicidal plastic surgeon somewhere.
9:33 AM Jun 26th
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@ Carb'd up and ready to rock and f**king roll.
9:24 AM Jun 21st
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in reply to _CEO_
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- Name Ari Gold
- Location Where the fuck do you think?
- Web http://twitter.co...
- Bio Agent, father, husband, workaholic. I'm the best in the business, baby!
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