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  1. .@PeggyOlson doesn't smell the same. she used to have this nice clean smell. like starch. but now she sometimes smells like the men's lounge 6:24 PM Nov 2nd from web
  2. .@Dog_Draper those termites must not be civilized. i hope @SC_Janitor keeps them outta here 6:21 PM Nov 2nd from web
  3. why is @Houstonlawfirm checking me out? i've never done anything bad...i mean not in texas. 2:02 PM Oct 29th from web
  4. @the_most_happy thank you for putting me on your special list, your highest ladyness 1:48 PM Oct 29th from web in reply to the_most_happy
  5. we miss @Sal_Romano. he was fun to watch & really knew how to dress. @MartyFaraday is a little goofy with his inky stained fingers. 12:53 PM Oct 28th from web
  6. although i do have a certain fondness for @Sal_Romano. and when he speaks italiano well forget it 12:36 PM Oct 28th from web
  7. .@Dog_Draper just so you know, i'm a guy. thanks for putting me on your list, but i'm just sayin...i'm strictly a male. 12:34 PM Oct 28th from web
  8. .@Xerox914 would you make an extra copy the next time someone copies a picture of @HullaballooGirl? i want to take one into my digs. 9:06 PM Oct 27th from web
  9. you can't turn me off either @PeggyOlson ...i'm really happening 8:36 PM Oct 27th from web
  10. .@LibbyLilo crawling up legs is a great hobby. no danger at all. they're too slow. especially after my halloween diet. i'm like the flash. 8:34 PM Oct 27th from web
  11. can't stop running. could it be my all-candy-all-the-time-diet? all the 2-legs have candy on their desks. my heart is a tomtom. 8:32 PM Oct 27th from web
  12. .@Xerox914 @TheTeletype could print an order for @SC_Janitor to change kinsey to wanker on @Paul_Kinsey's door by replacing 4 letters 10:43 AM Oct 22nd from web
  13. .@Xerox914 feeling sympathetic for @LanePryce after hearing @StJohnPowell & his toady and his own wife. now i know why he needs that armor. 9:17 AM Oct 22nd from web
  14. .@Xerox914 but @StJohnPowell likes to call @LanePryce and lord it over him on the phone. even his toady lords it over @LanePryce 9:11 AM Oct 22nd from web
  15. .@Xerox914 but i'm used to our peoples & interested in them. i don't want new ones. will we lose them with @StJohnPowell's evil plan? 8:57 AM Oct 22nd from web
  16. .@LanePryce has a ship in his office. it's just the right size for me. i could sail his wife back to jolly ole england if she'd fit. 5:02 PM Oct 21st from web
  17. too bad @Paul_Kinsey hasn't gotten a good hilton idea. maybe he could get a free room for his...hobby. 5:53 AM Oct 20th from web
  18. i was happy til i stumbled into a used towel on @Paul_Kinsey's desk. had to go back & bath in my drinking puddle. 5:53 AM Oct 20th from web
  19. .@Paul_Kinsey was snoring on the couch so I sipped from a 90 proof puddle on his desk. 5:53 AM Oct 20th from web
  20. @Xerox914 all god's children likes brownies. 10:04 PM Oct 18th from web in reply to Xerox914
  • Name Ant Farm Ant
  • Location Madison Ave, NYC
  • Bio ant that got away, living the good life among mad men at sterling cooper
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