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  1. Wanted to eat something solid today, but didn't have the guts to do it. 3:26 AM Dec 3rd from txt
  2. No jokes today - I can't possibly beat the Liberal party for comedy. 5:14 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. Today's upon-waking dance: the vertigo-go. 3:20 PM Nov 29th from web
  4. Today's musical architecture: piano stairs. http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2009/10/the_piano_stairway_inspiring_p.php 5:13 PM Nov 28th from web
  5. They've all migrated to the roof. It's like the 1920s - I'm surrounded by flappers. 11:40 AM Nov 28th from txt
  6. 6am & a flock of cockatoos has landed in the garden. They call it a flock because the four-letter-word was taken. 11:37 AM Nov 28th from txt
  7. If you think you're not gay enough to come to the same sex marriage rally, don't worry. It's about equality, not quantity. 5:35 PM Nov 27th from txt
  8. Went to the hairdressers' today. Once more into the bleach, dear friends, once more... 2:02 AM Nov 27th from web
  9. In latest news, the Pollywaffle has been discontinued. Cadbury realised that there was an endless free supply in question time. 5:06 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. The paper ball is cowering in the corner, obeying commands meekly. It has been domesticatted. 5:04 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. RT @poeks: I have a more conservative-friendly name idea for civil marriage, but "next up children, than grandchildren, then death" IS a ... 3:32 PM Nov 22nd from web
  12. Zombie psychologists seek to eat their own brains first. 3:30 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. This is also why it is perfectly fine to perform surgery using household pets. 3:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. Ever wonder why you don't see any baby scalpels? It's because all adult scalpels are sterilized. 3:25 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. RT @abcnews: We've put together a list of federal politicians on Twitter: http://twitter.com/abcnews/federal-parliament Any others you k ... 4:49 PM Nov 18th from web
  16. Similarly, if you encounter a rabid mob of objectivists, get yourself to the ASX. It's teeming with shareholders. 4:14 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. If you ever find yourself chased by vampires, head to a financial institution. It's full of stakeholders. 4:13 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. 3 states of cars at intersections: indicate left, indicate right, & indicate you're a murderous psycho who doesn't care about pedestrians. 7:27 PM Nov 17th from txt
  19. The deadliest form of energy is the killojoule. 3:05 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. Stockbrokers trade futures because no one buys them presents. 8:47 PM Nov 16th from txt