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TheAmanda

PigeonJon If it has more Eyes than it has Legs, don't eat it. Dietary advice there. 2:03 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheAmanda and 123 others
PigeonJon Shat on a man because he has a tiny little beard. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheAmanda and 76 others
thesulk I don't want to alarm anyone but BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!! 7:43 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by TheAmanda and 359 others
@thejoebeds let's make it happen. Haha! 4:33 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to thejoebeds
@thejoebeds have you ever met my sister? 9:47 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to thejoebeds
@sherrilynne not mean! I did my duty as DD!! 7:44 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sherrilynne
Is extemporal$ 6:16 AM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
wilw Now, we play Hungry Hungry Hippos while the wort chiller does its thing. #homebrew twitter.com/wilw/status/20… 6:01 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by TheAmanda and 9 others
How am I supposed to study with this ringing in my ears? 7:54 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
SteveMartinToGo Just found out the implanted alien pod in my neck is an "off-brand." Of all the aliens, I had to get the cheap ones. 7:02 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by TheAmanda and 528 others
Haha! They're not wrong! A genius, and modest! :P - RT @sherrilynne: @TheAmanda people here are saying you are a genius. 6:23 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@thejoebeds What brought this on? Haha 5:54 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to thejoebeds
sherrilynne Tx to @TheAmanda for the French Toast Cupcakes w/ Bacon & Maple! Yum. 5:47 AM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by TheAmanda
@thejoebeds You're in love with my sister? 11:51 AM May 24th via web in reply to thejoebeds
Hey #Ottawa! What's the coolest way to get around the city?? #Limo's are overdone, no? 9:44 AM May 24th via web
Night Heron theweathernetwork.com/your_weather/d… via @weathernetwork 7:28 AM May 24th via Tweet Button
danecook Summer's almost here which means it's time to break up with the person you're with & get that summer bod ready for some strange. 5:14 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by TheAmanda and 1348 others
@sherrilynne @Brendan_Mullen it's true... Take it from me... "Robin-Amanda-Whatever-your-name-is" #whatsinaname 6:50 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sherrilynne
sherrilynne Google+ has just told me to be #awesome. ugh. 5:06 AM May 19th via TweetDeck Retweeted by TheAmanda
All the lights off, camp-light in the middle of class, Prof reading Beowulf in Anglo-Saxon. #quirky 7:43 AM May 9th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Name Amanda
Location Ottawa, Canada
Bio Loves Cats. Hates seafood. Britney fan. Craft Enthusiast. Coffee Addict. Closet Dr. Who Geek, Brekkie aficionado