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  1. @whoismikevoss Now you salty, no arabian.
  2. @mattaukamp Yes it is.
  3. @thealvaro Oh you. You're so handsome.
  4. I left rice on the stove for several hours. Everything ended up fine, but I feel like the biggest asshole there is.
  5. Thanks to @ronswerdon: NEw Two Mustaches podcast! http://twomustaches.blueshat.net/2009/12/22/407-b--a-filler-episode.aspx
  6. Tech support just told me 'i dunno, i'd just wait it out'
  7. I'm pulling an @alexpearlman while i tweet. Some of you will know what that means.
  8. Almost done the next episode of two mustaches. Waiting for a couple sketches.
  9. Laptop is too slow to do the podcast editing i am trying to get done.
  10. @whatatroy whenever i order a hamburger and don't say no cheese they give me a cheeseburger
  11. The burn marks on this pair of pants are yellowish and pee-stain-like. Putting your pants through the heater fail.
  12. My pants are all toasty. Putting pants through the heater rocks.
  13. At work with my pants and socks off
  14. @alexpearlman what no call?
  15. Remember when you found out there WAS no dick fairy and it was just your dad the whole time? Lame.
  16. The infamous @actionkyle is talking to @mattaukamp about his pants bulge. There is touching involved.
  17. He also spoke minkz in puns. Like Egg-nog-champa. (@tartpop that is)
  18. I had a dream where @tartpop told me i was a bad musician. I tried to explain i'm just no good at guitar but he didn't care.
  19. @joshpm i couldn't be prouder
  20. I am going to set up shop outside of this bank and sell lids for their coffee.