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The1llusiveMan

  1. Happily enjoying & watching Disney letting kids know bestiality is totally ok. bit.ly/LYGBZP @GetGlue #BeautyAndTheBeast
  2. @PhoneDog_Aaron haha, nah, I wouldn't want to bother you. & by bother,I mean totally lose my cool & geek the heck out over all those phones.
  3. @CanadianDana damn that sucks, how do they fix that?
  4. @Ares_0926 I admit, I'm a fan. cheap, fake pizza, all you can eat buffet? Sign me up
  5. lol #kclub «@dealsplus Toilet Mug for $8.26! bit.ly/KqyJBz p.twimg.com/AuaSCEqCAAA_Ey…»
  6. @Ares_0926 exactly why I never pay insurance.
  7. Pho' Real, pho' real.. instagr.am/p/LYves0E6Wj/
  8. Ugh, I always take a trip to Charlotte on the weekends, which means @PhoneDog_Aaron is off, which means I can't take the tour of PDHQ :-(
  9. Wife is cooking breakfast.. Sausage gravy & biscuits, all homemade! #LivingTheDream
  10. Finally getting to watch this. I can hear the wife snoring now... bit.ly/LTn5d8 @GetGlue @MoneyballMovie
  11. Geeze, what a dork! #OkItsMine instagr.am/p/LWpL2rE6Wd/
  12. Woooooooooooooooooooow GO #METS! Congrats #Santana!! #NoHitter
  13. They cut away from the #Yankees game because the #Mets are 3 outs away from a no hitter. Exciting! #NewYorkLove
  14. Watching the #Yankees beat the #Tigers with Sebastian. instagr.am/p/LWi_1kE6Se/
  15. @BrittTheBrat @cphammer I know right, it's about time!
  16. Ok, @Pinterest... How do I pin something so that it shows up as a big image on my board? Everything I pin comes out so small.
  17. @NurseDay0910 damn, what the hell
  18. @chocobomoshpit here, I'm talking about this: bit.ly/LMzlwx
  19. @chocobomoshpit what, what?