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ThatThereClaire

  1. *throws self at wall in last ditch effort to achieve blissful oblivion* No? Really, no?! *twats about on Twitter* (Twatters)
  2. That awkward moment when you wake up and think it’s nearly morning and you check the time and it’s still last sodding night.
  3. ‘Twitter limits the number of requests you can make an hour’ Twitter can kiss my arse. *storms off to bed* It’s an OUTRAGE #TwitterJail
  4. @TheBinkyAnnexe Night Mandy x
  5. @SLOW64 only trouble there would be fitting in the UK Living camera crew that accompany Jordan like they’re her fucking life support system
  6. Right, night you lovely rabble. See you tomorrow for more of the same. Twitter’s good isn’t it? *turns off light* Shit, it’s still light.
  7. @illgiveitago Inconsiderate. Very inconsiderate.
  8. @SLOW64 We should also to the trademark Jedward Twat Jump as we throw our holy books. It will give them leverage.
  9. The birds are sounding awfully pleased with themselves tonight, smug almost. It’s as if they know tomorrow is my Monday. *throws boot*
  10. @SLOW64 Failing that, the Antichrist itself, Jedward.
  11. @SLOW64 That’s the spirit. I’ll try and find my spare fish slice.
  12. @SevieB Haha yes! But then… I’LL GET DRUNK *clever face*
  13. @SLOW64 Yes, it will help us look more authentic, like we are smiting RTers on behalf of the lord.
  14. @LifeTestDummy *cough* You win.
  15. @SevieB It didn’t work. Extra wine next week.
  16. @SLOW64 *grabs a book of Mormon* Let’s roll. *pulls down sunglasses for added drama*
  17. @LaReyneDEpee A calculated risk but one I am willing to take.
  18. @LifeTestDummy *coughs* 33 *coughs again*
  19. @SLOW64 Glad I could help. *hands you bible* Get to it.
  20. @LifeTestDummy That depends, are you 7?