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ThatThereClaire

*throws self at wall in last ditch effort to achieve blissful oblivion* No? Really, no?! *twats about on Twitter* (Twatters) about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
That awkward moment when you wake up and think it’s nearly morning and you check the time and it’s still last sodding night. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
‘Twitter limits the number of requests you can make an hour’ Twitter can kiss my arse. *storms off to bed* It’s an OUTRAGE #TwitterJail about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@TheBinkyAnnexe Night Mandy x about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TheBinkyAnnexe
@SLOW64 only trouble there would be fitting in the UK Living camera crew that accompany Jordan like they’re her fucking life support system about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SLOW64
Right, night you lovely rabble. See you tomorrow for more of the same. Twitter’s good isn’t it? *turns off light* Shit, it’s still light. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@illgiveitago Inconsiderate. Very inconsiderate. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to illgiveitago
@SLOW64 We should also to the trademark Jedward Twat Jump as we throw our holy books. It will give them leverage. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SLOW64
The birds are sounding awfully pleased with themselves tonight, smug almost. It’s as if they know tomorrow is my Monday. *throws boot* about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@SLOW64 Failing that, the Antichrist itself, Jedward. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SLOW64
@SLOW64 That’s the spirit. I’ll try and find my spare fish slice. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SLOW64
@SevieB Haha yes! But then… I’LL GET DRUNK *clever face* about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SevieB
@SLOW64 Yes, it will help us look more authentic, like we are smiting RTers on behalf of the lord. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SLOW64
@LifeTestDummy *cough* You win. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to LifeTestDummy
@SevieB It didn’t work. Extra wine next week. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SevieB
@SLOW64 *grabs a book of Mormon* Let’s roll. *pulls down sunglasses for added drama* about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SLOW64
@LaReyneDEpee A calculated risk but one I am willing to take. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to LaReyneDEpee
@LifeTestDummy *coughs* 33 *coughs again* about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to LifeTestDummy
@SLOW64 Glad I could help. *hands you bible* Get to it. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SLOW64
@LifeTestDummy That depends, are you 7? about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to LifeTestDummy

Name ThatThereClaire
Location England, UK
Bio I have decided I look less like a hamster in black and white. I like a good swear. All views expressed are not my own...oh wait...they are. Fin.