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ThatStarPatrick

  1. #FemalesOutHereHavingSex, your body is a temple, meaning it looks like something Romans destroyed 2000 years ago 9:49 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. #FemalesOutHereHavingSex pissing off everyone else. twitter.com/ThatStarPatric… 9:48 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. #FemalesOutHereHavingSex for things like cheeseburgers and weaves. LOL, your a hoe, get back to Lowe's girl 9:45 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. #ghettotranslations you dot know who ya messin with= unfortunately you do not know me on a personal level and I would appreciate some space 12:56 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. #ghettotranslations I want to f**k you= excuse me, but you happen to increase blood flow to my genitals and I wish to procreate with you 12:53 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. #ghettotranslations wifey= a (potential) female mate that a male has preselected to procreate with, possibly under the influence of alcohol. 12:52 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. #ghettotranslations b*tch I'm broke= unfortunately, I do not wish to lend you money, as you have yet to honor previous debts 12:50 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. #ghettotranslations I'll fuck you up= you are currently increasing my petulance levels and I would appreciate it if you would please stop 12:46 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. #ghettotranslations dawgg(noun): a friend that one speaks to occasionally and may or may not partake in spending time with said friend 12:41 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. #ghettotranslations Ey dawg don't be a pu**y= I would enjoy it if you would partake in the illegal activity that we are about to do 12:39 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. #ghettotranslations straight = I completely agree with the current thought that you just invoked in me, as I too believe in said thought 12:37 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. #ghettotranslations s**t just got fo real = the current predicament has escalated to a degree that I am currently uncomfortable 12:33 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. #ghettotranslations "I'm late for work" = "bumbaclat, the welfare office is closin!'" 12:31 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. #FollowMeJasmineV to the back of a Honda so I can make out with you, become famous, be in one of your music videos and then dump you 12:28 AM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. #BecauseOfGaga being weird is considered "talent". 12:40 PM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. #BecauseOfGaga Mr.Mime is no longer the weirdest thing I've ever seen… twitter.com/ThatStarPatric… 12:40 PM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. #BecauseOfGaga freaks are out in the open, when they used to be found only in Walmart… twitter.com/ThatStarPatric… 12:34 PM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. #Top100femalelies "It's the biggest I've seen" 11:59 AM Mar 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. He's 18. If you are crying because of that, you have some seriously fucked up issues. Seriously, go to a psychiatrist 11:57 AM Mar 1st via web
  20. Big girls don't cry, unless they are giving birth… I that's the case, back away slowly… unless you did that to her… 6:34 PM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Patrick Star
  • Location At Home
  • Bio Spongebob and Squidward are my best friends... and that sweaty guy Spongebob works for
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