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  1. Amen, brutha. Pandering to big ins. when majority of public supports public option. RT @blurb: RIP Senate Dems. No public option is weak. 1:18 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
  2. @stuthewise I take that's when the low blows started, yes? 8:36 AM Sep 19th from txt
  3. And by prom of course I meant homecoming... i.e. whatever. 8:20 PM Sep 16th from txt
  4. Just back from the high school prom pageant. Was disappointed to find that there was no swimsuit portion. 8:16 PM Sep 16th from txt
  5. Houston, we have a problem. Always wanted to say that. In Houston. Leaving here tomorrow. 5:04 AM Sep 11th from txt
  6. @chfran Total GOP fear mongering. And complete BS, by the way. We already HAVE rationing in the US, from our only-for-profit ins. compan ... 9:06 AM Sep 9th from txt
  7. Does a car with a S.A. Spurs air freshener in it smell like the locker room? Or maybe Tony Parker? Tim Duncan's sneakers? 7:52 PM Sep 7th from txt
  8. There's nothing more adorable than a 3 year old girl with a deep southern drawl. Especially when she's mad at her brother. 5:11 PM Sep 4th from txt
  9. Not everything in Texas is big, but it all has salsa on it. 10:16 AM Sep 2nd from txt
  10. Airport restroom: "Press here to flush." Not likely. Nowhere remotely close to likely. 3:27 PM Aug 31st from txt
  11. Usually, my cure for a nasty headache is a big greasy burger. Tried McDonald's' new Angus burger. Tastes like a manhole cover. #TASTEFAIL. 1:11 PM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
  12. I had back surgery in June, and was charged $98 for four ibuprofens. Seriously. The best system in the world, my ASS. 10:10 AM Aug 26th from txt
  13. @whitehouse Just listened to Ted K's speech at the DNC again. Got shivers. Again. We must get this done. #healthcarereform 10:06 AM Aug 26th from txt
  14. New governor for Utah today. Welcome back to 1960. Watching Mad Men to "celebrate". 4:02 AM Aug 9th from txt
  15. We got our volunteer assignments today for the Utah Championship golf tournament. Looking forward to going to that. 7:40 PM Aug 5th from txt
  16. If I weren't going to see Diana Krall tonight at Red Butte, I'd be going to see Robert Cray. Both are great shows. 11:38 AM Jul 31st from txt
  17. Wow. IV pain meds = awesome. 1:48 PM Jun 23rd from txt
  18. Off to the hospital for pre-op lab tests. Then to the APPLE store. Yay! Well, kinda yay anyway. Looking forward to being fixed. 7:54 AM Jun 22nd from TweetDeck
  19. Dear Chris Berman, please get off my tv. It's not football season yet, and you're not welcome until it is. 6:03 PM Jun 19th from txt
  20. People who claim social media prowess, but couldn't write their way out of a wet paper bag, aggravate the crap outta me. Just sayin'. 1:39 PM Jun 17th from TweetDeck