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  1. Gretchen on The Real Housewives of OC says: "I'm smart, I'm sexy and I'm confident." Well. Two out of three ain't bad.
  2. Is there such thing as "sober bunko"? No? How about "strip bunko"!
  3. @LDSMissions is following me. Let's nip this in the bud right now: Joseph Smith was a schitzophrenic, and Brigham Young was a womanizer.
  4. One of the Real Housewives calls her husband "My King." Hmmm. Well. Alrighty, then...
  5. Watching The Real Housewives of OC. Forgive me father, I can't help myself...let he who is without a guilty pleasure cast the first stone!
  6. "Did your turning to horror have anything to do with being raised by Larry King?" -- Stephen Colbert to Stephen King
  7. RT @rascality Writing a song about the virtues of the budget reconciliation process, in E minor. // LOL. Sounds like a barnburner! :-)
  8. Holy Crap! Tamiflu is a HOAX by Roche? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? FDA, where are you? http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200912u/tamiflu
  9. Keith does work weekends too (Football Night in America), but STILL...
  10. @JeffersonObama Olbermann makes 15 million a year?
  11. "We never dated. We slept together, but we never dated". -- Bonnie Hunt responding to questions about David Letterman
  12. Red Cross giving away Clippers tickets if we donate blood. I'll still donate, but they can keep the tickets, sad to say...
  13. TIME picked the wrong man of the year. My choice is he who unified us, brought us together as a nation for a few sweet minutes: BALLOON BOY.
  14. RT @PatGodwin Football on Thursday, it's not right. // Yep, same w/Olympics every 2 years. Media doesn't respect rituals/history of sports.
  15. RT @HunterDK "Don't Ask Don't Tell is a failed and destructive policy, and we'll fix it later." What's later? "No, I meant LATER-later."
  16. Teacher on leave after taking students to Hooters. Ya gotta wonder sometimes...http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34467598/ns/us_news-weird_news/
  17. RT @funnyoneliners The nice thing about poverty is when I'm old, my children won't have me declared insane to gain control of my estate.
  18. RT @awaketoday One of those rare nights where everything is beautiful, breathtaking, vibrantly alive. // Yeah. Getting laid will do that...
  19. RT @heafnerj I heard someone say that the way to fix our economy is to let the rich get richer. // Financial channels say that EVERY day.
  20. RT@mystic23 MSNBC is weird today. They're all drunk. // Maybe the 30 Rock Christmas Champagne lunch was today?