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ThaStraightDope

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Philarillo I'm already antisocial, put me in an awkward place #fucked lol about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by ThaStraightDope and 1 other
Wuddup_Tut "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there… with bitches." - @ThaStraightDope about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ThaStraightDope
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Ricard_ohh I don't know anybody graduating but yall be safe out here in this cruel world. about 16 hours ago via phnx Retweeted by ThaStraightDope and 2 others
utarlington Go Mavericks! NCAA Waco Regional game vs Baylor today at 2pm in Waco. Watch live on CBSSports.com or radio.uta.edu @UTAMAVS about 17 hours ago via web Retweeted by ThaStraightDope and 12 others
VickysSecret_ Jagged Edge 8:41 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by ThaStraightDope
Wuddup_Tut @AwkwardAlvin can't be blowing me kisses, Alvin. 3:09 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AwkwardAlvin Retweeted by ThaStraightDope
VickysSecret_ Can't brag about cheese eggs. Those are pretty standard 3:04 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by ThaStraightDope and 1 other
InjusticeFacts Phillip Morris cigarettes kill 16x more people than marijuana each year, yet no arrests have ever been made. 1:00 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by ThaStraightDope and 220 others
@AwkwardAlvin yes yes 1:18 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AwkwardAlvin
If I give you a head nod in public...we cool. 1:18 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@AwkwardAlvin I was referring more to people like Beyonce and Bruno Mars haha 1:04 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AwkwardAlvin
I'm old fashion though 1:03 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
Artists that can ACTUALLY sing are the best 1:02 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
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cnnbrk Bond revoked for George #Zimmerman, charged with 2nd-degree murder in death of #Trayvon Martin on.cnn.com/JyNHjw 11:47 AM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by ThaStraightDope and 1121 others
Cash your checks and come on 9:51 AM Jun 1st via web
You can own the Earth and still all you'll own is Earth until... 9:51 AM Jun 1st via web
I hate Killeen so much that I rather sit in class 6 hours a day haha 9:44 AM Jun 1st via web

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