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ThaRealKel

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  2. @_BrittDanielle follow dopekel about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to _BrittDanielle
  3. @alyssapagepacay LOOL aww, I jus come up wit a good excuse about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to alyssapagepacay
  4. @alyssapagepacay you should tell em to pay or tellem no about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to alyssapagepacay
  5. Jordansss nigga instagr.am/p/LX7XV1p4-b/ about 17 hours ago via Instagram
  6. Some random nigga who wore jordans and had swag, today complemented my jordans when he saw #Dope about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. @YOURDONMARIA LOOOOOL about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to YOURDONMARIA
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  12. @hayleyptmjhf LOOL what colour you dying it 7:33 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to hayleyptmjhf
  13. @hayleyptmjhf how's that gonna make you bald? LOOL 7:31 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to hayleyptmjhf
  14. @hayleyptmjhf LOOOL why? 6:47 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to hayleyptmjhf
  15. Idc Dizzee Rascal's still live 2:21 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. "@UberFacts: People are naturally happier when kept busy, but are programmed to be lazy." That's me 1:18 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. Wiz Khalifa and Jacob Latimore and JB got the coincidentally have the same jumpers as me, cause of @Karmaloop 1:17 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. @lisalala_ LOOOL 1:08 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to lisalala_
  19. @lisalala_ looks like one of you farted...badly 12:56 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to lisalala_