textism
- Yayayay @clagnut!about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
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Someone needsa get on that shit.11:08 AM Jul 17th from Twitterrific
- Sorry, that free stripper name was actually Slaptunia Bumpersticker.10:39 PM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
- Gleet, hooplehead, celestial, cocksucker, pinkerton, blick hiyells.11:34 AM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
- Forty points awarded to whosoever successfully describes the core flaw of Goodfellas.12:20 PM Jul 15th from Birdfeed
- Papa don’t let your baby grow up to be all ripped and leathery like that Madonna, mkay?7:36 AM Jul 15th from Birdfeed
- 76% hetero! (mentioned rather a lot of François Ozon, ass, amazon & Brüno) http://www.stockholmpride.o...11:05 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
- I think this year I’ll skip the Lysol flamethrower and send the wasp colony to a nice farm upstate.6:40 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
- Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.4:00 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
- On the internet it’s more like sucking at windmills.9:22 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
- Who watches the fucking Watchmen movie?10:46 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
- JESUS CALM DOWN IT’S JUST KIBBLE6:14 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
- Free stripper name: Slappy Bumpersticker1:42 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
- Remember in Sideways when Giamatti glugs down the ‘shove-all blonk’ with a cheeseburger? Five out of five Canadian expats don’t either.12:50 PM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- I’d love to see Kobayashi take me on over a wheelbarrow of edamame pods. NO CONTEST.10:57 AM Jul 12th from Birdfeed
- Incidental Bachelor Day 5: veneer of weimaraner hair covers universe, tomatoes, Pilot G-Tec-C4 (black), Swearingen, Bangalore call centre.9:10 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- My faux memoir about drugs, death and redemption at Ikea shall be called ‘A Thousand Tiny Pencils’.7:07 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- Nature, in fact, abhors an unfilled hard disk.1:13 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- Incidental Bachelor Day 4: flawed plant watering rhythm, yelling at car, steak the size of a catcher’s mitt, Swearingen.6:18 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
- Milk-carton gazpacho made by real Spaniards is spraying happiness all over this kitchen; a truly great advancement in soup technology.2:58 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
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- Name Dean Cameron Allen
- Location Rhône Valley, FR
- Web http://textism.com
- Bio Actually I’d rather not smell your finger thanks.
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