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  1. There’s really nothing better than a UT home football game to remind you why, out of 50,000 students, you only associate with .04% of them.
  2. New Christmas issue on the stands today!
  3. AC: Regardless of what you may have heard, a job and internship fair does NOT have a Ferris wheel, funnel cakes, bumper cars or ring toss.
  4. We need people for photos! Email texastravesty@gmail.com if you're interested and get your smug face in our next issue!
  5. INTERVIEW: Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) http://su.pr/1aqcDL
  6. Doug Mellard and Bryan Gutmann at The Velveeta Room tonight @ 9:30 and 11:30. Go for the comedy, stay for the free slices of velveeta.
  7. RT @PFTompkins AUSTIN, TEXAS: it has been much too long. Let's fix that. http://bit.ly/4x3WO1 #tompkins300
  8. PUNCHLINE tonight at 10:00, Coldtowne Theater. Be there or we'll be personally offended and not speak to you anymore. $5. BYOB
  9. New Podcast with @mattingebretson, @prohaska, @zakinnaird, @tobasko, and @andreagrimes http://su.pr/2e3Hdu
  10. Doug Mellard and Bryan Gutmann at The Velveeta Room this Friday and Saturday @ 9:30 and 11:30. They be funny.
  11. Nancy Pelosi seems happy. Hopefully, this means we won't have to look at her evil eyes of satanic ice death for a while.
  12. NEWS: Compassionate engineering professor focuses on how numbers make students feel http://su.pr/26bKeT
  13. Brendon Walsh (@brendonwalsh) tonight at 12:00 at Coldtowne! 10:00 is already sold out. Hurry up and get your tickets!!! $5, BYOB
  14. Listen to the first Travesty Podcast with @mattingebretson, @prohaska, @ZAKinnaird, and @andreagrimes! http://su.pr/1lkTRx
  15. Looks like we accidentally reported real news about a drunk man. Travesty News: http://su.pr/2vj9Ev Real News: http://su.pr/2Bfh2Z
  16. Make sure you are at Coldtowne this Friday at 10 or 12 for @brendonwalsh's CD recording. Also featuring Chelsea Peretti. $5
  17. NEWS: Shell discovers oil under Chevron station http://su.pr/4RR3bU
  18. INTERVIEW: Austin Comic Brendon Walsh http://su.pr/2zj5GB
  19. Apparently, there's some sort of public freak show happening downtown. We recommend steering clear.
  20. @JohnMeller It probably had something to do with the very offensive color palette we used for that page. Or maybe it was the cow sex joke.