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  1. How did the Austin Hipster burn his mouth? He ate his queso before it was cool. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. It is physically impossible to make it home without eating half of my @Whataburger fries. about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. My Momma is proud of me: instagr.am/p/LJ0jKtKst9/ about 8 hours ago via Instagram
  4. Directions in Texas generally end with "just when ya think you're gettin' lost, you're almost there". about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
  5. Don't mess with Texas. If you kill someone here, we'll kill ya back. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
  6. Texas Tip: Never comment on a girl's pregnancy until you're 100% certain its a baby and not a few too many trips to the buffet. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
  7. Raise your hand if you eat Hot Cheetos and nacho cheese. about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
  8. A single broken heart is sad. A million broken hearts is a hit country song. about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
  9. God is definitely a Texan @ Lake LBJ instagr.am/p/LJkk2LqsmS/ about 11 hours ago via Instagram from Horseshoe Bay, TX  
  10. God is currently blessing Texas: instagr.am/p/LJkTVjqsmJ/ about 11 hours ago via Instagram
  11. Maybe isn't in the Texan language, but "might could" is. about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
  12. Texas provides the country with more military recruits than any other state. God Bless America. Support our soldiers y'all! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Texas Truth: All crackers taste better in Alamo form - ow.ly/b5Bgb about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
  14. Toobin Texas style instagr.am/p/LJc7ODKshn/ about 12 hours ago via Instagram
  15. My kinda Sunday instagr.am/p/LJcWGoqshV/ about 12 hours ago via Instagram
  16. We still use please and thank you in Texas. When you're visiting, if you could please do the same, we'd thank ya. about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
  17. Am I the only one craving a pickle right now? about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
  18. If there's one thing you remember, make sure it's the Alamo. about 13 hours ago via HootSuite
  19. Texas Talk: "Happy Meal" - a taco and a cold Texas beer. about 13 hours ago via HootSuite
  20. If a Texan starts, and then stops shooting at you. He's not done. He's reloading. about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
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