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  1. Some fat old mexican bitch that smelled like fuckin sopa just cut in front of me at cvs... She felt my wrath.
  2. I was about to go off on this dude for ignoring my texts...but then I saw the t-mobile outage story... Lol he got a freebie.
  3. Just raged out on the manager at JiffyLube...Got a free oil change. $63 saved.
  4. I really cannot stand halloween...
  5. ...FUCKING GOD THE SUV IN FRONT OF US HAS A FUCKING DEER GUTTED AND TIED TO THE FUCKING BACK. FUCKING HICKS. GROSS. (via @LetsStalkJoey) lol
  6. First payday. I don't remember the last time I had this much money at once. o_0 (via @ChristineMarie) i know how you feel lol
  7. Black people have no business trying to pull off the emo look. #WTF
  8. I am experiencing the female equivalent of blue balls.
  9. Just paid $1000 towards my student loans...only $5 went to the principal after the accrued interest...
  10. @djpillsd copy and paste the balance and DM me...
  11. Okay so what the hell is this list crap?
  12. @patternofrandom oh my...hope you wear a twitterrubber...
  13. I am so damn sleepy I can't even thiiiiiink...
  14. The RIP Kanye West thing = so not funny...
  15. @TexasRain I know El Paso isn't the greatest place ever, but it really pisses me off when people who have never been there talk trash.
  16. @TexasRain Yeah whoever did that obviously hasn't been to San Antonio...I actually kinda miss El Paso boys...
  17. I just found a very interesting use for my high pressure showerhead...
  18. Considering dressing up as Mystique for Halloween... Gotta find body paint.
  19. Wisdom tooth came in sideways! Whoopeeeeeee!!!
  20. Dammit! When I saw Google Wave and Beta Now Available in the TT, I got all moist and excited. Fuck you Twitter. Creator of false hope.