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  1. Dammit
  2. New trojan ecstacy condoms -- a very enthusiastic thumbs up.
  3. Sick today. :(
  4. @bspierce yeah...been working like crazy...
  5. @bspierce DOOD!!! what happened to fivedollarcooch?!? where was I???
  6. @ericadrian yup. crazy world we live in.
  7. @ericadrian http://tinyurl.com/yffaas5 hear about this?
  8. Some fat old mexican bitch that smelled like fuckin sopa just cut in front of me at cvs... She felt my wrath.
  9. I was about to go off on this dude for ignoring my texts...but then I saw the t-mobile outage story... Lol he got a freebie.
  10. Just raged out on the manager at JiffyLube...Got a free oil change. $63 saved.
  11. I really cannot stand halloween...
  12. ...FUCKING GOD THE SUV IN FRONT OF US HAS A FUCKING DEER GUTTED AND TIED TO THE FUCKING BACK. FUCKING HICKS. GROSS. (via @LetsStalkJoey) lol
  13. First payday. I don't remember the last time I had this much money at once. o_0 (via @ChristineMarie) i know how you feel lol
  14. Black people have no business trying to pull off the emo look. #WTF
  15. I am experiencing the female equivalent of blue balls.
  16. Just paid $1000 towards my student loans...only $5 went to the principal after the accrued interest...
  17. @djpillsd copy and paste the balance and DM me...
  18. Okay so what the hell is this list crap?
  19. @patternofrandom oh my...hope you wear a twitterrubber...
  20. I am so damn sleepy I can't even thiiiiiink...