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Some fat old mexican bitch that smelled like fuckin sopa just cut in front of me at cvs... She felt my wrath.about 8 hours ago from txt
I was about to go off on this dude for ignoring my texts...but then I saw the t-mobile outage story... Lol he got a freebie.5:48 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
Just raged out on the manager at JiffyLube...Got a free oil change. $63 saved.9:19 AM Nov 1st from web
I really cannot stand halloween...2:12 PM Oct 31st from web
...FUCKING GOD THE SUV IN FRONT OF US HAS A FUCKING DEER GUTTED AND TIED TO THE FUCKING BACK. FUCKING HICKS. GROSS. (via @LetsStalkJoey) lol7:02 AM Oct 31st from Twitterrific
First payday. I don't remember the last time I had this much money at once. o_0 (via @ChristineMarie) i know how you feel lol3:07 PM Oct 30th from Twitterrific
Black people have no business trying to pull off the emo look. #WTF9:13 AM Oct 30th from txt
I am experiencing the female equivalent of blue balls.8:43 AM Oct 30th from txt
Just paid $1000 towards my student loans...only $5 went to the principal after the accrued interest...5:40 PM Oct 28th from web
@djpillsd copy and paste the balance and DM me...5:35 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to djpillsd
Okay so what the hell is this list crap?5:35 PM Oct 28th from web
@patternofrandom oh my...hope you wear a twitterrubber...8:41 PM Oct 21st from Twitterrific in reply to patternofrandom
I am so damn sleepy I can't even thiiiiiink...7:39 PM Oct 21st from txt
The RIP Kanye West thing = so not funny...3:52 AM Oct 21st from Twitterrific
@TexasRain I know El Paso isn't the greatest place ever, but it really pisses me off when people who have never been there talk trash.3:10 PM Oct 20th from web in reply to TexasRain
@TexasRain Yeah whoever did that obviously hasn't been to San Antonio...I actually kinda miss El Paso boys...3:05 PM Oct 20th from web in reply to TexasRain
I just found a very interesting use for my high pressure showerhead...3:51 PM Oct 19th from Twitterrific
Considering dressing up as Mystique for Halloween... Gotta find body paint.3:52 PM Oct 16th from Twitterrific
Wisdom tooth came in sideways! Whoopeeeeeee!!!9:28 AM Oct 15th from txt
Dammit! When I saw Google Wave and Beta Now Available in the TT, I got all moist and excited. Fuck you Twitter. Creator of false hope.6:46 AM Oct 15th from Twitterrific