Get short, timely messages from Laurent F-B.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @TexanFromFrance.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow TexanFromFrance to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

TexanFromFrance

  1. Count two more brainless bodies not lying in a hospital bed thanks to Ford technology and French Texan reflexes. 2:27 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
  2. National bike to work day: within 60 seconds of driving out of my home, I got to test my Anti-Lock Brake System. 2:27 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
  3. France can go to hell. I will stay in Texas. 4:11 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPad
  4. Bad parents should pay more taxes than good parents. 2:46 PM Feb 2nd via TweetDeck
  5. I'd like to catch all them senators and congressmen and wash their mouths out with sopa. 4:03 PM Jan 18th via TweetDeck
  6. Justice is served cold in the civilized world. It's frozen on stupid. 3:56 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  7. The average rapist is sentenced to 10-12 years in prison and, on average, gets out in half that time. 3:56 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  8. The doctor who killed Michael Jackson got 4 years. 3:55 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  9. The ex-governor of Illinois was sentenced to 14 years in prison for corruption. 3:55 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  10. It would have been Samuel Clemens’ birthday, today. I have little doubt that Facebook activism would have insp… (cont) deck.ly/~ItYMZ 10:59 AM Nov 30th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  11. My mirror just laughed at me for trying to make my messy, thick head of hair look cool. 9:50 AM Nov 29th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  12. As far I am concerned, “Hugo” is one of Martin Scorsese’s finest films and certainly the most beautiful. It fe… (cont) deck.ly/~H0q9W 12:43 PM Nov 28th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  13. So long as so many of our people are fighting to keep us free, everyday is Veteran's Day. I'm thankful all year long for those good people. 5:01 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  14. My cat is a sovereign state of being. 3:12 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  15. Total Number of Voters in Harris county for yesterday's election: 164,283 of 1,869,359 = 8.79% 4:23 PM Nov 9th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  16. In my opinion, shopping is more popular than voting. 5:45 PM Nov 8th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  17. I'm the man. I could fall over and make hitting the ground look complicated. 5:40 PM Oct 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  18. @gumbinner No doubt it can be useful... especially for business. So proud of you guys on that subject! 10:40 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to gumbinner
  19. @gumbinner I'll curious to see if you stick with it. A bientot mon amie! 10:05 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via web in reply to gumbinner
  20. @gumbinner I think it's one of those things that sounds col at first and after you use it you realize "I don't need this at all!" 10:05 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via web in reply to gumbinner
  • Name Laurent F-B
  • Location Houston, TX
  • Web http://www.thebuz...
  • Bio This is where I say things that would get me in trouble with the FCC.
49 Following 65 Followers 2 Listed
Lucy Woodward Looney Tom aS Lucas Priolo Steve Lufburrow #1 BoMC fan Trixie Whitley Don Jantzen Julie Anne-Tyler Lawrence Block Humblebrag Kurt Vonnegut Renn Brown Teresa Wallace Dr. Twittenheimer Damien Fahey Agent Smith DRUNK HULK Holly Palmer Blair E. Knowles Horse Head Theatre Kalob Martinez J.J. Johnston Kiefer Sutherland Alec Sulkin Megan Patak Eric Vespe kelly oxford Amy Esacove kjager Tom Hanks Conan O'Brien Rockstar Games Stephen Colbert The Daily Show