TexDolly
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@ Sorry I didn't make it clear. Daniels mom passed away last night
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to ChiTownLegend74
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@ So sorry about your mom. They only come one to a package.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to RealKidPoker
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in the meantime, nobody gives a damn but me!:-)
5:01 PM Nov 22nd
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watching my money disappear with Baltimore Ravens. I had plus 1, got beat by 2. Balt was in the red zone 5 times and didn't make a touchdown
4:59 PM Nov 22nd
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The blonde tip-toed by the medicine cabinet so she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills....See, i'm not dead:-)
9:04 PM Nov 21st
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the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated:-)
8:01 PM Nov 21st
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RT @: @ Doyle, all afternoon on Fulltilt in the highstakes games morons are saying you passed away this morning.
7:59 PM Nov 21st
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@ NOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN ANY MORE. U ARE BLOCKED!
9:48 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to dwlims
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@ AWFUL..:-(....SO SORRY
6:50 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to ToddBrunson
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I asked this blonde in the hospital, How was your breakfast? Good, she answered, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I looked, it said KYJelly.
5:03 PM Nov 20th
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@ never had a one- bite- into- the- trash- hotdog....what's the matter? Bad teeth?
4:42 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to barrygreenstein
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Hell no...come on folks. Breast implants? ugggg! teeth implants, besides, i don't need for my boobs to be any bigger!!:-)
1:45 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: @ Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: Translator
8:45 PM Nov 19th
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i'm glad i got some spare time to do some fun stuff..implants, colonoscopy, dermatologist, and orthepedic doctor all in one week
8:42 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: @ How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
5:16 PM Nov 19th
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@ Here I am...now what are your other two wishes?......courtesy of lucky charms!
4:55 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: Going with the boys to smoke cigars & shoot machine guns! i cant escape!
4:12 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: @ @ sorry, I don't know how to retweet:-( Click the "retweet" button
12:40 PM Nov 19th
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No, I love blondes, but all my followers seem to like the jokes. No real disrespect intended.:-)
1:06 PM Nov 18th
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ponfelipon @ Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
11:47 AM Nov 18th
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