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Tessalation__

love when i get home and theres a mountain of shit piled up in front of my door. go fuck yourself. about 11 hours ago via web
how do i manage to leave my phone in my moms car? again. about 16 hours ago via web
do ya know how far off we are. about 16 hours ago via web
I FINALLY got picked up @swingin_singer about 19 hours ago via txt
Every couple in Charlottesville looks the exact same. It's like a cult. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Sitting on a bench in downtown charlottesville by myself with a bunch of luggage #YOLO #nomoney about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
"reeerhaaaaaaaugh uh sorry thats my orgasm sound" - @swingin_singer . I sincerely hope not. about 21 hours ago via txt
Back in the car with the worst driver ever #shesalreadyrecklesslyswitchinglanes ... @swingin_singer @katieagnos about 22 hours ago via txt
"she shoved my vibrator into my blizzard" @swingin_singer #shitlisasays 7:22 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPad
@charles_drey i love your virginia tech sticker on your minivan #toocool @swingin_singer 2:25 PM May 26th via txt
In manassas to mini golf #YOLO 11:54 AM May 26th via txt
swingin_singer "i can't believe you tried to crop my head out to make you look less fat" 10:13 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by Tessalation__
@Charles_Drey @swingin_singer @katieagnos ahahah why am I just now seeing this. 8:23 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Charles_Drey
Lisa needs to stop farting 10:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad
@Charles_Drey lolzzzz twitter.com/Tessalation__/… 10:26 PM May 25th via Camera on iOS
@Charles_Drey this is what you're missing twitter.com/Tessalation__/… 10:25 PM May 25th via Camera on iOS
Lisaaada baddest bish around instagr.am/p/LE_YDIThXm/ 10:23 PM May 25th via Instagram
Erry day I'm snugglin @charles_drey instagr.am/p/LE76DwzhVw/ 9:53 PM May 25th via Instagram
@zacmollica youre my bestfriend #nbd 8:57 PM May 25th via txt
Ohhh god mama athena agnos' greek food is delishasss 5:51 PM May 25th via txt

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Name Tessa Meyer
Location Richmond, VA
Bio I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. Vrigina tach - speled corektly.

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