TerryBorder
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@ just told a good story about his testicles and a nurse. Not as good as my story about the same.
about 2 hours ago
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@ "Bent Objects; The Secret Life of Everyday Things" I hear it's really good.
about 9 hours ago
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Boo hoo - Little emo Super Heroes -
about 19 hours ago
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Now beer o'clock. G'night. Parting is such tweet sorrow.
4:01 PM Nov 24th
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It amazes me how so many people on twitter can stay in character. Maybe they're really like that all the time.That would amaze me even more.
3:53 PM Nov 24th
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@ Supposedly the part was due in today, so I'm going to make sure it's done tomorrow. They've screwed up at every step.
3:44 PM Nov 24th
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@ Well, mine is in Indiana, so it makes sense that they're dribbling.
3:39 PM Nov 24th
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@ I think they keep all the untouristy things over in Oakland.
3:37 PM Nov 24th
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Everyone has good things to say about Apple. in my case they've dropped the ball so many times, you'd think they were dribbling it.
3:35 PM Nov 24th
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Takes a long time for me to lose it, but the Apple store got a taste today. They have 24 hrs before hell is unleashed. :)
3:29 PM Nov 24th
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@ Believe me, I'm ready for at least a small portion of paradise.
8:05 AM Nov 24th
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I just lost a twitter follower. Afraid it might have been a Canadian postman. But that probably happened too fast for that 2 be the case.
8:01 AM Nov 24th
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@ We tried it, but the utility companies complained that they couldn't get their bills to us fast enough.
7:44 AM Nov 24th
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Oprah has inspired me. I am announcing *my* retirement, which will occur sometime near my death of old age in 2060. Enjoy me while you can.
7:29 AM Nov 24th
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Is it true that mail in Canada is delivered by sleighs pulled along by three-toed sloths with upset stomachs and ingrown toenails?
7:06 AM Nov 24th
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Also- to who it may concern, I haven't found Ms.Spears to be attractive for many years, so please save your messages for someone else.
5:09 AM Nov 24th
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Struggling to rise above it all this morning.
5:06 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: Today's post: African leaders advise Bono on reform of U2
4:53 AM Nov 24th
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National Geographic photo contest- Large, impressive shots.
4:18 AM Nov 24th
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Good night, stinky people.
7:12 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Terry Border
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.bentob...
- Bio A few years ago, I let my guard down enough to be myself while creating. I hope you enjoy the strange things that happen now. Wanna buy my book?
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