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  1. Studies show that rejection reduces IQ. This explains a lot about my SAT scores.
  2. OH 1: "My husband carries a purse too." OH 2: "All the hip guys do." Keep telling yourself that, buddy. And by buddy I mean me.
  3. My church apparently allows neo-cons to be clergy. This may be reason enough for me to leave it.
  4. @Tastelikecrazy We don't believe healthcare exists. Damn your lies!
  5. If you start your kids early on gummi vitamins, it'll be a lot easier for them later to tolerate gummi bears.
  6. Whenever someone tweets at my house, we all blame the dog.
  7. Photo: Puppy bomb. via Wikimedia Commons http://tumblr.com/xpz3w2m30
  8. @nevenmrgan For really key titles, try H1N1.
  9. rt @susanorlean | I hope I never get over feeling flattered that someone on Twitter is following me.
  10. @susanorlean Ditto.
  11. Wishlisted: 'Red Snow' by Susumu Katsumata http://bit.ly/1iKstk
  12. I want my two dollars. http://tumblr.com/xpz3vvjhi
  13. The rides at this year's school book fair are lame.
  14. Cat woke me up thirty minutes before my alarm. Pity. That cat was just one day from retirement.
  15. You know who else won the World Series in six games? That's right. Adolf Hitler.
  16. @mikemorrow Dang. I never have enough tickets for Raul.
  17. 8yo: "The annoying thing about reading is there are too many words." Me: "..." 8yo: "Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all my life."
  18. "What's the first letter of your name?" 3yo: "Wallet." Has a nice ring to it. Let's make it official.
  19. Photo: Eat Sleep Santa http://tumblr.com/xpz3uw0xj
  20. I bet Obama never reinstalls his own OS. This is how socialism works, people! Wake up!