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Studies show that rejection reduces IQ.
This explains a lot about my SAT scores.about 3 hours agofrom Birdhouse
OH 1: "My husband carries a purse too."
OH 2: "All the hip guys do."
Keep telling yourself that, buddy. And by buddy I mean me.about 6 hours agofrom Birdhouse
My church apparently allows neo-cons to be clergy. This may be reason enough for me to leave it.about 7 hours agofrom Birdhouse
8yo: "The annoying thing about reading is there are too many words."
Me: "..."
8yo: "Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all my life."6:58 PM Nov 4thfrom Birdhouse
"What's the first letter of your name?"
3yo: "Wallet."
Has a nice ring to it. Let's make it official.6:29 PM Nov 4thfrom Birdhouse
BioI wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.
