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  1. http://twitpic.com/wr4l9 - It wears a blue polo shirt. about 20 hours ago from TwitPic
  2. RT @sexyexecutive She put so much love into it. Love I shall be transferring into the wheelie bin on my way to the station tomorrow. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. RT @sexyexecutive Wife has prepared turkey sandwich for tomorrow. A sad waste of foil, bread, margarine and, I think, some mayonnaise. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. FU Kefka http://tinyurl.com/yzapayp 3:00 AM Jan 4th from TweetDeck
  5. @serafinowicz I want to know what happened to Doctor What, Where, When and Sometimes Why. Doctor S.W. is the most ignored of the doc's. 4:12 AM Jan 2nd from TweetDeck
  6. @serafinowicz Who? 4:03 AM Jan 2nd from TweetDeck
  7. @stephenfry Your absence from my humble Twitter feed will be missed, but if it means more brilliance from your pen, so be it. Write away! 3:07 AM Jan 2nd from TweetDeck
  8. @pattimedlock lol 10:12 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from TweetDeck
  9. http://twitpic.com/w0rhm - COME TO MY PARTY. THERE WILL BE CAKE AND A BAND AND I WILL PUT THIS LAMP INTO MY VAGINA. I WILL DO IT, YOU FUCKAN 4:41 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from TwitPic
  10. @purplephilia I know! You best put on a clean pair of knickers for work though. buaha 3:13 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from TweetDeck
  11. @serafinowicz NOOOOO. Well, maybe for a laugh. Facebook is like having everyone you ever loved and hated cum in a cup. Then you drink it. 3:06 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from TweetDeck
  12. Won't happen. I'll be gumming beef while a nurse does unholy things with my pee-hole and I laugh at my own poops. 2:24 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from TweetDeck
  13. http://tinyurl.com/yb8l25q Personal goal for the rest of my life is to look as bad-ass as him when I am 69. SIXTY NINE. JESUS. 2:23 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from TweetDeck
  14. 巨大な魚の陰茎はあなたの家族、興奮を食べる! http://tinyurl.com/ylmlvfr 12:14 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
  15. Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Billy Nayer Show - 45. The Jesus Lizard - 43. Afghan Whigs - 35. http://tweekly.fm 7:34 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from tweeklyfm
  16. http://twitpic.com/v6zcc - Season's greetings 11:49 AM Dec 25th, 2009 from TwitPic
  17. @adolphinhitler it'll be a christmas miracle! 10:23 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from TweetDeck
  18. @adolphinhitler uh oh.. SOMEONE'S DRUNK AGAIN 10:12 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from TweetDeck
  19. http://twitpic.com/ux97h - Next time you masturbate, you will think of this. 11:36 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 from TwitPic
  20. I also meant to write "worry" me in that first bit. Damn you, Twitter. 8:02 PM Dec 20th, 2009 from TweetDeck