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  1. @alldressedup Well, I had just bellowed it at Pen moments before, so it was fresh in my mind. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to alldressedup
  2. I don't think my "WOOK! WOOKIT MUMUH BWUH-IN HUH TEEF! BWUH-IN GOOD!" plan went so well. about 3 hours ago via web
  3. @jonniker SHE LOOKED SO PROUD. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to jonniker
  4. @mrsdangelo Well yeah, she phoned it in, but come ON. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to mrsdangelo
  5. Everyone else gets complimented on their art and Toodee gets "You tried really hard?" Even three year olds see through that shit. about 3 hours ago via web
  6. Former worst nightmare before a long weekend: being broke. Current worst nightmare before a long weekend: something wrong with the Dyson. about 11 hours ago via web
  7. @homesweetsarah She was like 50% adorable head. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to homesweetsarah
  8. @homesweetsarah @arwenelizabeth @lebean If I try to comb it, she ends up looking like a hobo whose parents don't love her. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to homesweetsarah
  9. @homesweetsarah @arwenelizabeth @lebean The only way to deal with P's hair after a bath is to let her curls run amok. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to homesweetsarah
  10. @homesweetsarah @arwenelizabeth @lebean Pen's hair has gotten thicker, but I'm pretty sure she still has some under there, too. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to homesweetsarah
  11. @arwenelizabeth @lebean Also, there is now a huge olive oil stain on Pen's carpet. Ha! So. You know. Bathroom job. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to arwenelizabeth
  12. @arwenelizabeth @lebean I did about the same, but with olive oil and the fine comb from the hospital. So gross. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to arwenelizabeth
  13. Oh man. I know she's already one, but today is the day I start keeping a baby book. Penny just said, "Accio!" #nerdparents 7:38 PM May 27th via web
  14. I lightened up for summer, but I never showed my new darker color. Assume I look the same as the last time you saw me. You'll get the idea. 4:30 PM May 27th via web
  15. I would love to show you all how lovely my new highlights look but I spent so much on them I can't afford digital camera ink. 4:29 PM May 27th via web
  16. @homesweetsarah I guess better news would be that eventually she figured out to use it right side up. But alas. 12:20 PM May 27th via web in reply to homesweetsarah
  17. @homesweetsarah Good news - eventually (like, last week) she learned to tilt enough the upside down works. 12:19 PM May 27th via web in reply to homesweetsarah
  18. @homesweetsarah I saw the pic, LG uses the same kind as Pen, who also insists on upside down. 12:19 PM May 27th via web in reply to homesweetsarah
  19. I bet Twist cleans UP on single moms. 12:19 PM May 27th via web
  20. @jonniker OR THE FIRST MODEL SLASH PRESIDENT. 11:11 AM May 27th via web in reply to jonniker