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  1. @Swistle_Thistle NOTED. I am about to get in the car for travel, but shall purchase upon hotel arrival!
  2. @Swistle_Thistle Yesterday I went & smelled that perfume & realized why I like it. It smells like FLEX SHAMPOO, which I used to use at CAMP.
  3. I was wondering why the two Tylenol I took an hour ago hadn't kicked in, until I found them sitting on my desk.
  4. @justanna But what was the worst for me was trying to sleep and it getting caught under me.
  5. @justanna One time, my friends in the backseat of a car pulled my braid through the headrest and kept me pinned to the passenger seat.
  6. @justanna I remember playing a lot of "What did my hair just land in/brush against/get caught in?"
  7. New post: Quick Change Transforming Systems, anyone? http://bit.ly/7C9h1v
  8. @SarcasticMomLC We lost our car today, too. And there were TWO of us wandering around like dumbasses.
  9. Just, FYI and because I can't stop giggling, the last line of my latest post is my favorite thing I have written in months.
  10. New post: It's a Knock-off Christmas. http://bit.ly/7C9h1v
  11. Emergency lipstick run. Please tell me your favorite drugstore brand within the next 3-7 minutes. Looking for 1 nude-ish, 1 more dramatic.
  12. @chibijeebs A RIFF? And these are professionals writing this crap?
  13. Almost, but not quite as horrible as the grammar post: http://bit.ly/75fZPl
  14. Sent my questions for the Great Interview Experiment. To stay within the 5-10 ? rule, I've invented something I shall call a QUESTIONBALL.
  15. @awlbiste Then you TOTALLY MISSED my hilarious joke.
  16. @awlbiste That reminds me, I need to go by the pharmacy.
  17. @mel_anonymously Drives me insaaaaaane (which is, according to Firefox, not a word. I think spell check should also detect DRAMATIC EFFECT.)
  18. Words people hate, so far: yeast, cluster, slacks, carbon footprint, pubes: http://bit.ly/75fZPl
  19. @mel_anonymously Firefox refuses to acknowledge the words "combinations" or "vaginas" for me.
  20. I made a grand gesture and told Phil I would be delighted to treat him to Coldstone tonight. I bet I have him totally fooled.