TellMeDelmy
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Know that dude w/the subwoofers that made everyone's car alarm go off & scared the dogs on the block last night? He's GREAT! - Said no one
37 minutes ago
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@ Few situations can be solved by automatic sprinklers, this is one of them.
44 minutes ago
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in reply to 4danlopez
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As if my day couldn't get crazier, I get a call from a woman that says her neighbor walks around naked in her backyard.
about 1 hour ago
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*raises hand* RT @: By a show of hands, how many people besides me keep thinking today is a Sunday?!
about 1 hour ago
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Every time I see blood oranges I think of Dexter.
about 1 hour ago
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I miss American Honey - great nightcap :)
about 1 hour ago
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@ I'd read it :) **peer pressure** write it! Please?
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to joythebaker
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"Tough times never last, but tough people do." - Dr. Robert Schuller
about 1 hour ago
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My hand goes to the remote the fastest in the last few seconds of 30 Rock when I realize Two and a Half Men is about to start.
about 1 hour ago
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You'd think this barrio would pick two LESS confusing sounding pastimes: gunshots OR fireworks. I vote: fireworks.
about 1 hour ago
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It was Baltimorey RT @ After repeatedly telling my mom that I'd be in Baltimore, I get a text from her asking "how was Japan?"
about 1 hour ago
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PLS RT, I hope they find her. RT @: Woman with dementia reported missing on West Side
about 1 hour ago
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I'm going to be pretend like anxiety is a choice and decide to not have "end of holiday weekend nerves." Whose in?
about 1 hour ago
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There's impossible, and then there's bigfoot-trying-to-get-into-a-pair-of-skinny-jeans impossible.
about 2 hours ago
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My sis: Pfft! You know Boris was nothing without Natasha.
about 2 hours ago
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Me [at some weird movie]: Whoa! I would die! My sis: Remember, you would not have made it that far. Me: Hey! True.... My sis: Yep.
about 2 hours ago
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French bulldogs are after ma' heart!
about 3 hours ago
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¡Jajajajaja!RT @ ¿Qué? ¿Mucho calor?...
about 3 hours ago
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Growing Vegetables Chart with info about watering, fertilizing, growing seeds.
about 7 hours ago
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Love that :) RT @: Make this your motto. Suggest direction, not correction.
about 9 hours ago
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- Name Delmy
- Location Chicago, IL
- Bio Equal parts: TV lover & recipe hunter | Recovering Ad/PR/MKT Grad Student. Future creator of Rosetta Stone: Just Accents. Sleeporexic. Fry cook on Venus.
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