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  1. I am not *owned*. I do not have owners. I have Personnel.
  2. Both us cats are sick. This means extra tuna. Thankfully.
  3. Eff me its cold. Not even my fat's helping me stay warm!
  4. Yarn. I love thee. Even more when yarn is attached to sticks the hooman slaves over. She calls it knitting, I call it PURE unraveling FUN!!!
  5. Sigh. I leave the computer for some moments to visit the facilities and the other one shoots all my witty tweets in the foot w/his garble.
  6. Iz a prizoner! @soblom locked me in rume with blackcat and other hooman! Iz dizg...deesgr....reely bad!
  7. Hooman had to take picture of aforementioned situation like some idiot http://bit.ly/2auf16
  8. Don't expect much tweeting from either of us. It's heating season and we have discovered optimal spot in new house. #heater #laziness
  9. Winter. Sigh. On the other hand, weekend has come so our insidious game of (get up at 4 am you hooman!) really works wonders.
  10. @soblom @chicagokarl it's only NSFW if you're a sucker.
  11. "Me purr you long time", 2 Cat Crew, ca. 1989
  12. @jaekaebee There is umbrage taken to yr comment: adult related. I am a grown cat. This is a grown cat Twitter. Deal. Mwroar.
  13. Teh hooman man thinks we're too honest here. Let me inform you, honesty is spelled S-p-h-y-n-x c-a-t. (So is butt-lickin' coincidentally)
  14. You can't handle teh hairless kitteh!
  15. Some cats are just born luckier.
  16. Note to hoomans: do not try this at home. Leave it to the pros.
  17. Black cat here. Just gave myself a Dirty Sanchez.
  18. Meh. You hoomans are slaves to the technology. We're only slaves to the toona. *is pleesed* stop reading this stupid tweet & pet yur cat!!
  19. Test??
  20. Brought yet another gullible hooman under my dastardly spell. You people should pay me for this shit.