Tefox
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Spent lunch hour daydreaming about Suriname. Jungle, here I come...
about 19 hours ago
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I don't understand how it's possible that my nose could be running this much.
3:07 AM Dec 7th
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@ In college one of my profs once canceled class because *she* hadn't had time to do the reading.
11:48 AM Dec 4th
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In coffee shop in Washington DC and they're playing country music. I am the only person in here who appreciates it. More Tim McGraw!
11:13 AM Dec 4th
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I'm making a new playlist of songs to get busy to. Who has suggestions?
9:24 AM Dec 4th
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for people who don't make me roll my eyes @ @ @ @ @ @
9:23 AM Dec 4th
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On a bus to DC and the couple sitting across from me are feeding each other sun chips. Eew.
7:50 AM Dec 4th
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He: Is this the first time you've seen a gun up close? Me: I used to live in Israel.
7:27 AM Dec 4th
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I fought the law and...um, it was highly enjoyable. :)
4:31 AM Dec 4th
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Wow. I feel like shit today. Boo.
9:02 AM Dec 3rd
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Last night I had a dream about my mom dying, my dad being an asshat and missing a deadline at work. All my neuroses in 1 dream. Wow.
5:53 AM Dec 3rd
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I just got an email from Avi Shafran.
9:49 AM Dec 2nd
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So Meredith Baxter is gay. Did anyone go, "Who's Meredith Baxter?" (FYI, the mom from Family Ties.)
9:31 AM Dec 2nd
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Did some hardcore drinking last night, and woke up with a surprising sense of clarity and no hangover. Go team!
4:53 AM Dec 2nd
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Jewesses are so hot right now. But FYI, menorah shaped dildos are still taboo.
1:06 PM Dec 1st
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LOVE this picture of my namesake. Also: boobies!
11:29 AM Dec 1st
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RT @ @: Today is World AIDS Day: if only we in the news media covered AIDS as aggressively as we pursue Tiger Woods...
5:18 AM Dec 1st
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My apartment is like a sauna. But it's a sauna without my asshat dad in it, so I'll take it.
9:51 PM Nov 30th
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@ Mazel tov! That's awesome!
4:17 PM Nov 30th
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Dude, you can buy a real subway pole, and it's only $25!
3:21 PM Nov 30th
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