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He said, "The next time Tiger drives into the trees, he should ask for a "mulligan" rather than taking a clubs length for an unplayable lie"
2:51 PM Dec 14th
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"If political corruption and corporate greed were at all like gravity... they would at least stand a good chance to come down to Earth"
9:34 PM Dec 13th
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He asked today... "Does Nike stand for the "National Institute of Kreepy Ethics?, and what exactly does just do it mean?"...
11:21 AM Dec 12th
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"Communication is the road most traveled to arrive at the destination most understood"... I don't always wear Tees, but when I do... Teesus
8:01 PM Dec 8th
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"Everyone is created equal. Simply,we all have 24 hours. What we do with that time determines if we become greater than, or merely equal to"
3:39 PM Dec 7th
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He interveiwed a few flakes awaiting a "check" from Tiger, the only thing he could get out of them to say, was... "They'rree.. Greeaatt!!!".
7:34 PM Dec 6th
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When asked if he had been directly Tweeted lately, he said "Yes, as a matter of fact I was tapped on the shoulder by a birdie this morning".
8:37 PM Dec 3rd
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When asked about Ron Artest, he said, "It's a classic example of dribbling under the influence, all you see is traveling and 3 point "shots"
7:00 PM Dec 2nd
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"God writes in crooked handwriting.... but the path he leads you on is straight and narrow"... I don't always wear Tees, but when I do......
6:28 PM Dec 2nd
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He laughed while watching "Two and a half men" and even though he is an expert on fractions,he said, "Very funny, but I could only find one"
5:01 PM Dec 2nd
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God Bless our Troops, for all they have earned... and as they are jumping through hoops... may they never get burned.
3:28 PM Dec 1st
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He sadly stated, "Since Tiger pulled out of his own tournament... I truly believe that he isn't quite sure when excactly to play a round".
9:02 PM Nov 30th
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He flew to Orlando to console Tiger and Elin. He said to them, "Regardless of how many holes you play, you must always sign your scorecard".
8:00 PM Nov 29th
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He once noted... "Sandwiched in between "Black Friday" and "Cyber Monday", is a great weekend that feasts on everything other than turkey".
10:34 AM Nov 29th
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As far as Tiger goes, " If he didn't put his focus entirely on his strokes with his putter, he probably wouldn't have driven into the trees"
8:50 PM Nov 28th
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It is said that he coined the phrase "Black Friday", when decades ago, on the day after Thanksgiving, he cut his jet black beard "half off".
7:42 AM Nov 28th
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Happy Thanksgiving! "It doesn't matter... whatever the weather... because a Thanksgiving platter... brings families together".
6:31 AM Nov 26th
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While visiting a friend at the hospital, he was asked if he would like an H1N1 shot. he replied, "no, but a blackberry brandy would be nice"
7:52 PM Nov 24th
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Recently at a Press Conference, one reporter asked.. "Could you please repeat that?". He replied, "No, but I'm sure someone will retweet it.
5:09 PM Nov 23rd
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He has already made arrangements with Nasa..... to have the next moon mission astronauts.... bring him back some "Out of this World" cheese.
8:04 PM Nov 22nd
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- Name Ed Urbain
- Location Chicago
- Web http://www.teesus...
- Bio Working on becoming the Tee-shirt king of Chicago, the Nation, the World!
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