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teenagesleuth

  1. Whenever Wigginton comes up to bat, I think of Pete Wiggins, America's greatest living actor. twitter.com/teenagesleuth/… 1 minute ago via web
  2. Need more Chooch calling the shots. #Phillies about 1 hour ago via Echofon
  3. Eh, forget it, shut up, watch the Phillies, enjoy a hot dog, a Diprivan-laced iced-tea. Happy Memorial Day, Americans. about 1 hour ago via web
  4. That a patriot like Scott Walker would do this is testament to how the moral relativism of the post-national Left has permeated our culture. about 1 hour ago via web
  5. Sadly, of course, it replaces it with the Tragedy of Not Having Any Commons. about 2 hours ago via web
  6. I suppose selling off all the commons to the highest bidder is a way to avoid the Tragedy of the Commons. about 2 hours ago via web
  7. These lunatics in WI seriously want to bring back enclosure laws, the hot button issue of 17th Century England. about 2 hours ago via web
  8. Scott Walker has a “Deer Czar” who wants to privatize public national parks aka “Wildlife Ghettos”. Get this fucker out of office. about 2 hours ago via web
  9. Nadir, meet the US of America. about 14 hours ago via Echofon
  10. I'm an asshole, but I'm not a Republican. 11:27 AM May 27th via web
  11. Is there any asshole who isn’t qualified to be a Republican candidate? 11:22 AM May 27th via web
  12. @apfel86 Hiking? Get back to Madison and sack that cross-eyed college dropout before he turns WI into a libertarian-kleptocrat utopia! 11:16 AM May 27th via web
  13. Mitt Romney: "A car in every garage and a dog on every car!" 1:04 AM May 27th via web
  14. Mitt Romney: "I Believe in America! (but I bank in the Caymans)" 12:58 AM May 27th via web
  15. And so on and so on, until the end of the world. 11:51 PM May 26th via web
  16. I.T.: Sorry, man, we're closing the bug reports as fast as we get 'em! But this whole system's nothing but spaghetti code"! 6:44 PM May 26th via web
  17. Mittbot: Something's wrong with the interface! I keep coming off like a badly programmed robot from the 1950s! Tech Support!" 6:43 PM May 26th via web
  18. @sofifii @katherinepower Worst B-Story ever? twitter.com/teenagesleuth/… 2:08 PM May 26th via web
  19. The GOP's novel approach to job creation: No need to actually produce NEW jobs, just selectively thin the existing work force. 1:13 PM May 26th via web
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