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TeenComedy

  1. That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room.
  2. Dear sidewalk, Please get wider... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.
  3. Bored → Goes to kitchen → Opens fridge → Looks inside → Leaves empty handed.
  4. #sexy instagr.am/p/LL_EIyuoGM/
  5. Everybody go check out @xDareToLaugh for some great tweets that apply to teen life! They have me laughing all day! #ad
  6. Some girls need to chill with the make up. Your face is not a coloring book.
  7. Best way to kill your enemies? SMILE.
  8. I would walk a million miles, for one of your smiles. Follow @RakanR and have a great day. #Cool #Tech #New #ad
  9. "Don't talk to strangers" Well, how am I supposed to make friends?
  10. A friend of mine said "Onions r the only food that can make u cry" That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon :)
  11. Dear Mom & Dad, when u said, 'Let's go,' I assumed u were ready to go also. Sincerely, Been waiting in the car for 20 minutes
  12. Hey nice tan. What's your race? Carrot?
  13. "Are you sleeping?" "No... I always get into bed every night and just pretend I'm dead..."
  14. Imagine how short church would be if Busta Rhymes was the preacher.
  15. My penis is always like "have sex with her" and I'm like "No penis. Go to sleep. I just want to cuddle her." .... My penis is a dick.
  16. Do you like her? Yeah! Then stop reading this and go tell her.
  17. According to chain messages, I shouldve died 18 times, been raped twice, been cut 10 times. Either chain messages are fake, or I'm Superman.
  18. Hi heart, please stop liking him. You're just hurting yourself.
  19. Word instagr.am/p/LJGqF_uoO4/
  20. The best part of waking up is when you say "fuck it" and go back to sleep.