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  1. In our world, you were either a bully, a toady or one of the rabble of nameless victims
  2. "In the heat of battle, my ol' man wove a tapestry of obscenities that is far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."
  3. LZ knows how to handle a day of mind numbing job training...arrive home to shrimp vegetable stir fry and a X-Mas Story cued up on the box
  4. It's becoming apparent that me and my commute home on I95 are going to butt heads pretty frequently
  5. Everyone on our block, which is the eternal parking oddity, should be required to join twitter and tweet when they leave, opening a space
  6. The days of a 20 minute shower with hot water are over. Is it wrong to have a meeting w/ the girls upstairs concerning a shower schedule?
  7. About to hit the road with a new life ahead of me. Of course it's a toll road.
  8. Catastrophic weekend at Heinz Field.
  9. I have to question if Tomlin is a God fearing man if this is what Hell unleashed looks like on his watch
  10. Dierdorf actually making an intelligent comment, "Harrison held once again, except this time the refs decide to call it."
  11. Was Fantastic Mr Fox really on some fantastic shit? I can never fully digest and form an opinion on a Wes movie until 3 viewings.
  12. I was under the impression that those programs were for working parents who can't get their kid off the bus, not deadbeat parents, right?
  13. When a lady picks up her kid @ 5:30 from an after-school program in bed pants and a hoodie, is it wrong to think she never left the couch?
  14. You can't throw a rock without hitting someone in a red-and-black lumberjack accesory or flannel nowadays.
  15. Remember way back when, a bachelors degree was synonomous with being a "professional" Sad state of affairs for the bachelors reputation now
  16. Rodney Harrison spent years doing the Steelers dirty on the field...now the rat fink bastard is doin' them dirty off the field.
  17. How did Montel put his stamp on a juicer under my radar?!? I'm slipping.
  18. And I'll take the rap for sporting the purple bandana over one eye in the Purple Rain days. Back when Juelz Santana was in diapers
  19. I used to have a framed pic of Stevie Nicks above my bed frame in the mid 80s...Bella Donna years, with the big ass parakeet on her shoulder
  20. I feel pretty good that the first 2 artists/group that I was way into as a kid was Prince and Fleetwood Mac. Still heavy rotation today.