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teddyfaley

@djbennystixx I got stopped by creepers wearing penis’s. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to djbennystixx
@altergrounds the email addy I have for you is ding ding. Think I found it: archive.org/download/Butte… 10:47 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to altergrounds
@altergrounds got you yo. Bout an hour 8:40 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to altergrounds
@altergrounds I’ll send you BW if you like. Fuck that jam, but I’ll get it to you. And thanks for the niceties. 8:04 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to altergrounds
@altergrounds you gotta be one of under 100 that has that song in their library. Graci captain. 7:30 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to altergrounds
@yaynative I did it. And….benches. 3:36 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to yaynative
Look at this SCIENCE we found out in nature. instagr.am/p/LTtbfllxdN/ 3:34 PM May 31st via Instagram
...Until now. instagr.am/p/LTq5PTFxb8/ 3:13 PM May 31st via Instagram
I've never wanted to go down a path so bad in my whole life. instagr.am/p/LTqnxuFxbv/ 3:11 PM May 31st via Instagram
Wolverine is such a crybaby. 9:47 AM May 31st via iOS
@colleenm527 thank ya so very much. 9:39 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to colleenm527
@cubrock @dustinhorse @djaddikt @sheelie I've been trying to find the secret compartment forEVER. instagr.am/p/LQVQXqFxeY/ 8:07 AM May 30th via Instagram
@VerbalSpacey took a silly amount of time to realize that you weren’t referring to the 3rd iteration of something called “everready teddy” 8:53 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to VerbalSpacey
@VerbalSpacey ok, 2nd favorite. Thanks for making me laugh to myself in public. 7:39 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to VerbalSpacey
@VerbalSpacey I do believe that is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter. 7:09 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to VerbalSpacey
@Cubrock @djaddikt AYE. FELLAS. WHERE YA AT. 7:21 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
I plan on thoroughly regretting this in the morning. 9:58 PM May 25th via iOS
What wonders await me in the bathroom's bathroom? I got $5 on poop urinals. instagr.am/p/LEp4dNlxcA/ 7:16 PM May 25th via Instagram
@Cubrock hope you tendin, I'm on my way. 6:28 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
Someone just pointed out the fact that the phrase "You Can't Unchop Trees" is essentially "don't burn your bridges". 5:40 PM May 25th via iOS

Name Teddy Faley
Location Columbia, Maryland
Web http://teddyfaley...
Bio I'm a rapper/ producer whose right about any given topic 86% of the time. The other 14% occured before the age of 10.