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  1. There is a land dispute going on in front of the office today. Who will get the valuable corner spot, the smelly beggar or the drug seller? about 16 hours ago from web
  2. @ryancrook @Sangeee mine is "The Tan-talizer", if I use my full name it tells me to go by "The Impact" though. 4:26 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to ryancrook
  3. @ryancrook the same genius that knows exactly what 18 year old guys do on their birthday...right after they buy cigs and lottery tickets. 1:58 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to ryancrook
  4. Taught the second grade Ballard Globetrotters how to make your fingers stop hurting. Just shake them! It worked 3/3 times. 4:44 PM Dec 8th from web
  5. RT @Sangeee: Haha http://bit.ly/7pnNxd #fb 2:37 PM Dec 7th from web
  6. RT @badbanana: Never forget Pearl Harbor. And how bad Ben Affleck was in it. 10:42 AM Dec 7th from web
  7. considering replacing my chair with an exercise ball. @sangeee, any recommendations for the proper size? 9:34 AM Dec 7th from web
  8. Sticks waxed. Hoping the snow doesn't pull a Tim Tebow and forget to show up tonight. 5:32 PM Dec 5th from web
  9. Irony: Ipod touch crashes when trying to make a Genius Mix for "Under Pressure". It obviously can't take the pressure, dun dun da da dun dun 4:14 PM Dec 4th from web
  10. @BlakeFullyAlive you could just take off the Christmas sweater and be a fruitcake? haha 10:03 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to BlakeFullyAlive
  11. It's scary how accurate this is: http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/the-hierarchy-of-digital-distractions/ 6:14 PM Dec 3rd from web
  12. Kotis Christmas party theme: Curling! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMz_XwbJ8l8 Can't wait to get swept up in the fun! 9:24 AM Dec 3rd from web
  13. question: would inventing a permanent cure for hang nails make a person independently wealthy? 2:57 PM Dec 2nd from web
  14. I think this guy is starting a trend. In his sleeveless, tie-dyed t-shirt. Shakin' what his momma gave him (man boobs). 7:51 PM Nov 28th from TwitterBerry
  15. RT @GaryJBusey: I’m pitching a reality show to the Discovery Channel called "Gary Busey Fucks Wild Animals" 10:40 AM Nov 25th from web
  16. Great things about working from home once in a while: a furry office companion, wearing slippers, and the short commute. 9:46 AM Nov 25th from web
  17. Never flying without noise cancelling headphones again, thanks to the loudmouth in 12C. Who talks that much/loud at 6 am? 1:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. Did someone say there's a Seattle LMU-fest this weekend? LA, Sonoma, PDX, DFW, and DIA all making appearances. WARNING: No beer pong! 2:58 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. RT @badbanana: The time has come to bottle up this anti-consumerism sentiment and sell it back to hipsters as an expensive perfume. 12:18 PM Nov 20th from web
  20. @ryancrook is @sangeee that guy who works out his abs compulsively while he works? 1:18 PM Nov 19th from web