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TedTurnau

  1. Good night, all. Don't want to fall asleep in church tomorrow.
  2. @tonywatkins_ By the way, I heard that Oscar Wilde's last words were: It's the wallpaper or me -- one of us must go."
  3. @tonywatkins_ "Here lies Ann Mann; she lived an old maid and she died an Old Mann." -- Epitaph in Bath, England.
  4. @tonywatkins_ Here lies the body of Emily White. She signaled left, and then turned right.
  5. @tonywatkins_ "Played five aces. Now playing the harp." Anon. tombstone in Dodge City, Kansas.
  6. @tonywatkins_ "Here lies an honest lawyer, that is Strange." -- Epitaph for John Strange.
  7. @tonywatkins_ "Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity! John Brown is filling his last cavity." Epitaph for a dentist.
  8. @tonywatkins_ "Here lies Lester More. Four slugs from a .44. No Les. No more." Epitaph in Tombstone, Arizona.
  9. @tonywatkins_ Here's a few I like: "Die, my dear doctor? That's the last thing I shall do." Last words of Henry John Temple Palmerston.
  10. @bj_lee_ be serious about the revising of the final product. So it's torture for a good cause...
  11. @bj_lee_ and their grade is based upon that, not upon how they did in the performance of the dialogue. The trauma is just to get them to
  12. @bj_lee_ Not to have them fall apart, but to show them what sort of arguments they'll be up against. I let them revise their dialogues...
  13. @bj_lee_ Well, one managed to keep it together a bit, and one fell apart completely. But that's sort of the point of the assignment.
  14. I think it's entirely appropriate to indulge in a well-timed "Bwa-ha-ha-ha" in this situation.
  15. In today's apologetics class: Torture time pt. two. 2 more students do an apologetical dialogue w/me, and I get to go off their script.
  16. @beingandyjones Join the club, dude.