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TedTheInspector

  1. Its Friday and I have saved up all my favotire places to inspect for today. Make it a good day all you people in Twitter land. 5:56 AM May 21st, 2010 via web
  2. A closure notice. HA, I'm hilarious. 5:53 AM May 13th, 2010 via web
  3. Riddle time. What do you get when you find roaches, undercooked beef, dirty dishes, slime in the ice machine and cooks not washing hands? 5:52 AM May 13th, 2010 via web
  4. Today I'm going to inspect in reverse order. Call your local news, it's going to be WILD! 6:33 AM Apr 28th, 2010 via web
  5. I pulled out a grade card last night and gave my wife's cleaning of the kitchen a "C". In unrelated news I slept on the couch last night. 9:43 AM Apr 14th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. It has been confirmed that I am "uncool", but I think I just got beat by the guy that just walked by wearing a pager. What, no fanny pack? 9:33 AM Apr 14th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. So now to get to poo off my shoe. Look, I rhyme. 6:41 AM Apr 13th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. @CLTdining more like a handshake and a closure notice! 6:39 AM Apr 13th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to CLTdining
  9. Just had a restaurant owner ask if i could "overlook" the sewage backing up in the kitchen. 6:30 AM Apr 13th, 2010 via mobile web
  10. What happened to spring? Nothing quite like doing septic inspections in April in the close to 90 degree heat. 7:38 AM Apr 2nd, 2010 via web
  11. Beautiful day for golf today? Did you miss my tweet yesterday? Thought so. 12:03 PM Mar 31st, 2010 via web
  12. And this is why I don't play sports, seriously it's the only reason. http://tinyurl.com/yjfyxel 5:49 AM Mar 30th, 2010 via web
  13. Sorry for the lack of tweets. Budgets have me nervous so I've had my head down. I mean I've been inspecting. Gotta watch how you word things 6:39 AM Mar 29th, 2010 via web
  14. A restaurant worker told me that my inspection style is "the bomb". Is this something I should be worried about? Does it need to be defused? 11:05 AM Mar 16th, 2010 via web
  15. What is this "March Madness" I keep hearing about? Are we going to have long lines to get vaccinated for this too? I'll clear my schedule. 6:47 AM Mar 15th, 2010 via web
  16. Don't forget to set your clocks ahead an hour this weekend. This is my favorite time of the year, I get more inspections done. Seriously. 9:05 AM Mar 12th, 2010 via web
  17. In the news, food recall. Symptoms of salmonella include gaseous feeling in the intestines followed by severe bouts of diarrhea, good times. 6:53 AM Mar 11th, 2010 via web
  18. They're saying the cost of food borne illness each year is 152 billion. Bet the number would be lower if more people used DHD. Just saying. 9:46 AM Mar 3rd, 2010 via web
  19. New item to add to inspection list "Does facility hand out tea when Diet Pepsi is ordered". Bet you can't guess what happened to me today. 10:46 AM Mar 1st, 2010 via web
  • Name Ted the Inspector
  • Location Charlotte, NC
  • Bio Ted the Health Inspector. I inspect Restaurants, Daycares, Pools, Tattoo Parlors, Septic Systems and anything else related to Environmental Health.
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