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TedNope

SNL is losing its best and worst performers. I am happy and sad for it. 8:47 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
Show me a reader bored out of his mind and I will show you a New York Times article about running. 4:56 PM Jun 1st via web
Having trouble thinking of a TV show title worse than "Longmire." 2:53 PM Jun 1st via web
@reverse_shot Add another screening! Do it! 2:29 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to reverse_shot
And sayeth He, 'Lighten up, all ye Francises.' 2:02 PM Jun 1st via web
Mobute Kid Rock Is Soul-Fucking America gawker.com/5914805/kid-ro… 10:12 AM Jun 1st via Echofon Retweeted by TedNope and 6 others
@markpfeiffer Yeah, pretty much. Adam McKay is great, though. 8:04 PM May 31st via web in reply to markpfeiffer
@cmasonwells Yeah. I agree, for the most part. I do feel like he COULD be a good director. But he's lazy, and a compulsive vulgarian. 7:19 PM May 31st via web in reply to cmasonwells
FACT: Mitt Romney's career at Bain was scored entirely by Harold Faltermeyer. youtube.com/watch?v=g0d0Aj… 4:40 PM May 31st via web
Say what you will about Jody Hill. Dude has good taste in music. 4:25 PM May 31st via web
yrfriendmatthew Art is stupid. yfrog.com/h352aqsj 4:17 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by TedNope
@yrfriendmatthew That is a hilarious spot-on parody of bad conceptual art. It's a parody, right? Right? It has to be. A parody? [crickets] 4:25 PM May 31st via web in reply to yrfriendmatthew
Woulda been funny if Bloomberg decreed that all soda cans sold in New York be 11 ounces. 4:22 PM May 31st via web
@loosejoints (I haven't seen The Avengers yet...it does seem like a low bar, and I don't limbo.) 3:51 PM May 31st via web in reply to loosejoints
Will I still be able to buy 32 ounce cans of 4 Loko? (I know a guy.) 2:25 PM May 31st via web
@loosejoints Huh. Just tried to get through that. It's basically a Meatloaf video if Meatloaf were 20 Korean women. 2:23 PM May 31st via web in reply to loosejoints
@UncleDynamite I'd be fully in favor of a New York ban on 7-Elevens. 2:16 PM May 31st via web in reply to UncleDynamite
UncleDynamite 7-Eleven on Broadway. The cashier & I eye each other. "Swordfish," I say at last. He reaches under the counter & produces a Big Gulp cup. 2:14 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by TedNope and 13 others
When I'm on my deathbed, I want to be very drunk. 3:51 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Hey, bands whose names have exclamation points: how's that hunk of regret taste? 3:16 AM May 31st via web