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  1. RT @Calabria: RT @drobo: We're GIVING away another Drobo S! Just RT this & SIGN-UP HERE to win!: http://bit.ly/6TIzj5 #Drobo about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Crashing in the lobby at the DU law school for awhile to get some work done. It's quiet and there's coffee. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Denver local teevee news talking about the upcoming Apple tablet. And totally butchering it. They just shouldn't try. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @RainRadar Masturbatey. Not sure what that means, but neither will your twitter-bot. 10:18 PM Jan 4th from Tweetie in reply to RainRadar
  5. Double Plus Awesome points to @gnatterly and @jafish for dinner of excellent spring rolls and peanut sauce and spicy noodles. Om nom nom! 9:57 PM Jan 4th from Tweetie
  6. Somebody on MSNBC just said "anal cavity." The teevee is on in the other room, but clearly I'm not paying enough attention. 10:45 AM Jan 4th from Tweetie
  7. @anamariecox something about Jesus and fornicating and Ted Haggard something something whaaaaa....? 10:05 AM Jan 4th from Tweetie in reply to anamariecox
  8. @gruber If you put "iSlate Development Document" at an angle and set it in Arial, it's *totally* real. 9:58 AM Jan 4th from Tweetie in reply to gruber
  9. @Ramos0_O Because I'm on the phone. Talking. To people. As one does when on the phone. Doy. 9:34 AM Jan 4th from Tweetie in reply to Ramos0_O
  10. @AmyJane Ok, that deserves an explanation. What the hell happened? 8:29 PM Jan 3rd from Tweetie in reply to AmyJane
  11. Time for Rockies baseball to start now, yes? kthxbai. 4:33 PM Jan 3rd from Tweetie
  12. The Local Sports Team may be able to unsuck this, but probably not. #broncos 3:34 PM Jan 3rd from Tweetie
  13. Have some onions... - Avanza Photo: http://bkite.com/2l3ww 1:26 PM Jan 3rd from Brightkite
  14. Back in Denver. Apartamento cleaned. Off to Avanza today to play the part of the token gringo. 10:24 AM Jan 3rd from Tweetie
  15. Last night in Rapid City for awhile. Going to anniversary dinner with @chiefBrwnMeanie in a bit. Yay. Denver tomorrow. 4:34 PM Jan 1st from Tweetie
  16. @saratoga You should buy new letters and rearrange them at night to spell "Turd Ferguson Gymnasium." http://bit.ly/289mQh 4:09 PM Jan 1st from Tweetie in reply to saratoga
  17. NYC ball drop pretty lame on CNN. Gonna go watch some House with @chiefBrwnMeanie and kitty. 1.75 hours to 2010 here in South Dakota. 9:16 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie
  18. #10yearsago we never would have expected a Vice President to shoot an old man in the face. 8:26 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie
  19. Remember #10yearsago when we thought the slower son of a former President couldn't *possibly* be able to win in 9 months? 8:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie
  20. #10yearsago I was watching a drunk Richard Quest on CNN interview other drunk people in Germany about the Euro. "Woooo new money!" 11:51 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie