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  1. Help a friend grieving from death. Give the gift of memories. http://tr.im/gift4grief
  2. @donnacutting Donna, I see you got your prize for the contest. Hope it is something you can use.
  3. Learning how to use storytelling in all aspects of your life: http://www.tearsofjoystorie...
  4. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
  5. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  6. why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  7. Can blind people see their dreams?
  8. More things to ponder: Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
  9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  10. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
  11. Something I always wondered: Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
  12. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
  13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
  14. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  15. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
  16. More things to ponder, Have you ever thought of this: Life is sexually transmitted.
  17. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  18. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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  20. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.