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TearEyaki

  1. RT if you're going to work hungover tomorrow thru Friday. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Found out it's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas. Now I have to wire grandma money. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @KimKardashian - You should've removed the batteries! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KimKardashian
  4. Up YOURS @chrishayes - knottiesniche.com/2012/05/27/chr… about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I've often relied on the blindness of strangers. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Boss: "Man is not paid for having a head & hands but for using them." "What if the hands are jerking the head?" - Newly unemployed me about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. E! needs to call "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" what it really is. "Whore-ders" 6:01 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. You can't beat the shit out of women either! RT @chrisbrown U can't buy a Grammy! Ignorance is the root of all Evil! 5:28 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. "What are you, CHICKEN??" is my kryptonite. 4:26 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. After all, I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to make me a fucking sandwich! 2:45 PM May 27th via Favstar.FM
  11. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Don't ask me how I know this. 11:53 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. The only time my kid leaves me alone is when I'm in the shower. I've taken 243 showers today. 11:29 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes. 3:19 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. TMI on the masturbation tweets! RT @chrisbrown Don't hold ya breath waiting for me to stop doing me! 7:52 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. There's a MIB3 app that scans people to see if they're an alien. I'm having such a blast with it at this Mexican restaurant!! 7:36 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. New Chris Brown Siri Ad - Jest Video jest.com/video/174828/c… via @Jest 4:26 AM May 26th via Tweet Button
  17. I HAVE THE BEST SON EVER!!! - Just writing this out to remind me that he once existed before Beelzebub got a hold of him. 2:45 PM May 25th via Favstar.FM
  • Name Are y'all real? ☉-⊙
  • Location Humidityville, TX
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  • Bio I was a hand model until my boyfriend gave me warts.
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