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  1. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 about 12 hours ago from API
  2. How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost? http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 about 21 hours ago from API
  3. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 11:25 AM Nov 25th from API
  4. God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 4:42 AM Nov 25th from API
  5. Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 9:50 PM Nov 24th from API
  6. It is not length of life, but depth of life. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 1:55 PM Nov 24th from API
  7. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 5:37 AM Nov 24th from API
  8. The road to success is always under construction. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 10:46 PM Nov 23rd from API
  9. He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 3:36 PM Nov 23rd from API
  10. I love Jenna Jameson! http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 8:30 AM Nov 23rd from API
  11. not feeling great again :( 12:30 AM Nov 23rd from API
  12. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 4:18 PM Nov 22nd from API
  13. More on me - http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 9:24 AM Nov 22nd from API
  14. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 1:37 AM Nov 22nd from API
  15. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 5:28 PM Nov 21st from API
  16. Tweeting again! http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 9:42 AM Nov 21st from API
  17. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.-George W. Bush 2:32 AM Nov 21st from API
  18. Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 7:07 PM Nov 20th from API
  19. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. http://bit.ly/3IRrI3 11:36 AM Nov 20th from API
  20. My friend was really fat and he lost a lot of weight using this, i'm really proud of him! - http://bit.ly/VM871 6:45 AM Nov 20th from API