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  1. @impossiblecat >:( The Mexican is unimpressed. But...yes, we can. Because I am in a brass band, and you are still my friend. 11:04 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. work would be so much nicer if my colleagues used their inside voices 1:38 PM Nov 24th from web
  3. "Jennifer Lopez Falls On Butt" is a terrible headline 2:07 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. Apparently a huge number of people wee in the shower 1:43 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Blogged: a rant! http://terriblyexciting.blogspot.com/2009/11/depression-rant.html 1:37 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. "In our heaters forever" - whoops typo 3:26 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. BLEURGH people are annoying animals 2:57 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Lost: cockatiel, responds to 'Truck.' 7:56 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. 'Hayhoe' is an amazing last name. 7:26 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. @impossiblecat :( 6:30 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to impossiblecat
  11. @impossiblecat ahahahah! I wroted ALL the book 6:18 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to impossiblecat
  12. on the plus side, had delicious bagel 4:35 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. pet peeve of the day - people who are super fucking vain and refuse to admit it. at least I admit it 4:35 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. is there a way to turn off the "see everyone else's retweeted crap" feature? 10:53 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. Hahaha. I had a bagel and feel better. Was hanger all along! And now everyone else is shitty. whoops 6:25 PM Nov 18th from web
  16. c'mon, idiots. who's it gonna be? 6:13 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. maaaan...one idiot away from homicide 6:10 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. @rgoodchild re: customer service people being innocent of blame (usually) THANK YOU. :D 5:52 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to rgoodchild
  19. @christina_evans Did you accidentally say the C word to a customer? Because i not, your day is still better than mine. 5:51 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to christina_evans
  20. wtf admin team, why is this house in the drive column, you can't drive a house 5:15 PM Nov 18th from web