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  1. @JessKotanen for your information I ALREADY molted like a month ago. >:( I'm getting lights to leave my skin in your fridge! 11:12 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to JessKotanen
  2. I rallied my bed-bug-bros in Rhode Island to assault Lights in her sleep. Apparently she has 4 big itchy bites on her. Who's ur spider now?? 10:01 PM Dec 11th from web
  3. @liveebones http://twitpic.com/slx8p - What is the meaning of this? She doesn't stand a chance in battle w/ me. And BTW, i have FAR more th 9:59 PM Dec 11th from TwitPic
  4. Well well well... looks like @jesskotanen thinks she can rumple my barbs with her sass. NO MOR. *summons spider army to kotanen kitchen* 11:48 PM Dec 1st from web
  5. @Katie_Bradshaw the trophy actually made me remember how sexy I actually am. I look at it daily. 5:19 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to Katie_Bradshaw
  6. Well... looks like I've fallen behind on my "social media" use. Whatever, been slaying Kung Fu Panda on @lights's xbox while she's away. 5:15 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. Um.... @lightsnoise is still in her bunk... HEAR THAT WORLD? she sleeps in a bunk bed still LOLOLOL 9:37 AM Aug 9th from web
  8. MY CALENDAR IS COMPLETE! Now I will take steps to print them in mass quantities and sell to general public. THE WORLD IS MINE. 9:53 AM Aug 8th from web
  9. RT: http://twitpic.com/d3cdm - I hope Ms.Claus Can keep a secret! (via @PaperGEEK) DECEMBER 9:52 AM Aug 8th from web
  10. WOW all of these pix are total babes. I'm laying in a puddle of drool. HOT. Just december left... seeking lady xmas 4:31 PM Aug 7th from web
  11. RT: http://twitpic.com/ctwfp - Ahh. Look at those eyes sparkle. (via @Juice3521) NOVEMBER 4:30 PM Aug 7th from web
  12. RT: Meet Ms. Stilettos! She's deadly yet sexy! http://twitpic.com/crizv (via @UselessDelusion) OCTOBER 4:29 PM Aug 7th from web
  13. RT: look at this hottie! ;) http://twitpic.com/crixh (via @Mandaishotter) SEPTEMBER 4:27 PM Aug 7th from web
  14. http://twitpic.com/csyu2 - this one is really sexy. (via @susangraceee) AUGUST 4:26 PM Aug 7th from web
  15. RT: http://twitpic.com/cuzym - fan-made spiders do it better ;) (via @heymattkane) JULY 4:24 PM Aug 7th from web
  16. RT: how could you resist? http://tinyurl.com/kjpnd9 (via @OperationPeter) JUNE 4:23 PM Aug 7th from web
  17. RT: I hope you have extra tissues! WAY better than a silly Victoria's Secret magazine! http://twitpic.com/cpe0j (via @Oh_Gee_Stephie) MAY 10:51 AM Aug 4th from web
  18. RT: Lance! http://twitpic.com/cplih (via @inaboxwithafox) APRIL 10:36 PM Aug 3rd from web
  19. RT: Sexy Blue Spider http://twitpic.com/cp2ta Please pick me! XD (via @xmaclean) MARCH 7:17 PM Aug 3rd from web
  20. RT: http://bit.ly/f2LXV (via @shansimon) FEBRUARY 7:07 PM Aug 3rd from web