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TaraToGo

  1. I'm supposed to finish tidying up right now but I can't be bothered. Is this normal? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Yet again I find myself privy to another Rumble in the Jungle! 11:23 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "Huuup!" (said Catherine Tate Nan style). 11:24 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I'm lying on my sofa watching The Matrix for the first time. It's very good! 2:37 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Feet don't fail me now. 2:11 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Today feels like a Tuesday. 3:56 AM May 31st via web
  7. Shoes are my hedge fund. 12:33 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Although the last thing I ever want to do is hurt you, I want you to know that it's still on the list. 8:05 AM May 30th via web
  9. This animal sat next to my desk and watched me work today. twitter.com/TaraToGo/statu… 12:34 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. You know that thing when you're exercising and you feel like you can just keep going and going? That's happening to me, only with sweets. 10:48 AM May 29th via web
  11. Normally I stop doing things when I've reached the deepest recesses of stupidity and ignorance. But not today! 6:33 AM May 29th via web
  12. At work if I say hi, what I really mean is leave me alone. 10:35 AM May 28th via web
  13. "Wow. There’s no-one online today!" - Me, whenever nobody likes or favourites my posts on Facebook or Twitter. 4:13 AM May 28th via web
  14. Sunday session in the Robin Hood. twitter.com/TaraToGo/statu… 11:35 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Hey! People of Enfield Town! Quit your staring at my short, tee and flip flop ensemble! 3:17 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. How to keep cool by Pickle Lyons. twitter.com/TaraToGo/statu… 10:32 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I just saw a GIANT duck! 8:23 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I'm going for a beautiful walk in the country with a dog, some dudes, a chick and a kid. 4:06 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Blue tits are the happiest little birds in the world. I want to be one. 1:27 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. @Annoyedworld Me! 4:54 AM May 25th via web in reply to Annoyedworld
  • Name Tara Lyons
  • Bio One day someone will realise how beautiful and funny I am and rescue me from all this bullshit. Until then I have Twitter.
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